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Single mum of 2, looking for Mr Right.

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Nice people make the world go round. Keep it real, Muhammad 🚕

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@elrow_ I bought 3 Elrow tickets but have not received them - your customer service stopped emailing me back once I sent proof of payment. When can I expect this to be resolved?

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@AdultingADHD 👋

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@elrow_ So with the extra day added will the same line up now be split across two days instead of one? 🤨

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@MiguelHutch 🙋🏻‍♂️ Messiest?

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@TopmanAskUs hi, I DM’d you with my order details a few hours ago - can I please get a reply?

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@OUprettythings1 @SocialM85897394 😂😂 oh nooooo, Christmas is ruined!

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@TheOXGod @kristian597 Premier the goat 🙌🏽

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Hard to tell if I recorded this 30 years or 10 minutes ago...

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@DominicHammond wish they’d just left Young Adz off the whole project lol, that American auto-tune stuff needs to die already

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@pmoney @Unclemez @kristian597

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@kristian597 30 mins of z-listers getting roasted it was great 😂 Riddle me this tho:

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Damn @netflix, why you gotta do me like that

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@MiguelHutch

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Airport customs: “do you have anything to declare?”

1940’s southern Belle: “Why yes I most certainly do”

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@steve_mcgowan @lincspolice @MiguelHutch

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@LukeInness Politics is too divisive I’ve moved onto observational humour

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Nothing like a smug victory lap in the wake of a mass shooting. You are a sub-human piece of shit https://t.co/YQ2hFAh8MG

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Appreciate the congrats for being right on radical Islamic terrorism, I don't want congrats, I want toughness & vigilance. We must be smart!

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@LukeInness Just putting out #relatable winter content for my #followers. See you in another 8 months

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Winter clothes - it’s freezing cold so had better wear a hat, gloves, woolly jumper, a coat, thick socks, and warm boots. Sorry legs, you still only get regular trousers

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@Matalann Delete your account.

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Why do hoodies have a pocket on the front of them, but jumpers don't?