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[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

It's really me. A razor blade fell in my cup of tea. Remember?

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

Update.

- I worked hard.
- I found a girl.
- Got married.
- Had a beautiful daughter.
- Moved to a place in the interior that can only be described as peaceful.

I still got a PS5

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

First thing I did when I was a bit financially stable?

Bought a PS4.

No bed. No table. No curtains. No TV for the damn PS4 🤣 then got all of that later. Me rawa ga na PS4 💀

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

The weirdest feeling ever?

Being inside a borrowed underwear.

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

First thing I did when I was a bit financially stable?

Bought a PS4.

No bed. No table. No curtains. No TV for the damn PS4 🤣 then got all of that later. Me rawa ga na PS4 💀

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

Son climbs a 19 story building to save his immobile mother from a fire

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

@KungKungMike @Navunivuwai @jtala911 Dvc 😂😂

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

Bruce Wayne: I’d rather watch my parents die again than watch shehulk

Everyone: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

@user170200 Kings supermarket in Nadi does this. Same for EFTPOS

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

Oh no. My brother is a QLD fan. Time to beat him up

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

The amount of snowflakes that just popped up on twitter.

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

Big mistake coming here.

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

@tiiniithee 😭😭😭😭

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

All this time, I thought the capital of Aus was Sydney. Wtf

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

Oof

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

holy SHIT

[ຖ໐ri 🍙 @norinotsorry]

You know your dad’s an OB when this was your dinner on Saturday 🤭🇫🇷

[Tomthunkit™ @TomthunkitsMind]

He smacked the taste out of his mouth with a can of twisted tea for making racist comments...
https://t.co/norC8jMkmR

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

80% smoking and 20% grog. Fk this man

[kokomelon @Kempo_De_Filth]

When she likes my stories consecutively but I have no rizz ✨