Elliot

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[Elliot @Kempywick]

@BarstoolChief Marry Greek
Fuck Indian
Kill Chinese

Greek is healthy and lighter, easy to eat daily

Indian is so flavorful but can be too rich to eat a lot

Authentic Chinese has a large range of textures many of which are less-than-ideal for my midwestern pallet so I think it’s gotta go

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Definitely not haunted

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@simonsarris Drop the tortilla recipe 👾

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Some things change, some stay the same…

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@BaileyCarlin It has Corn on the Cob End Table vibes.

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@skanks17 LOST

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Traveling back to Indiana and of course my first stop is Mecca

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@bigjay00dx My rec soccer league plays on Tuesdays, I won’t make it 😅 will look out for other times in the future!

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I found an elephant bush today

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@W_B_Rick Hot dogs

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@bigjay00dx Where are you teaching at? I’m local 🤓

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@barstoolindy Another left turn

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@bigjay00dx That hill when you turn right there is killer 😭

[hil @plume__]

if a movie is 3+ hours long the theater should pause for a bathroom break at some point. there should be a button you can press on the arm rest when you have to pee and when a certain percentage of people press the button they pause the movie

[Elliot @Kempywick]

Found this based sauce at the store today. It’s as good as it looks

[Seed Oil Disrespecter™️ @SeedOilDsrspctr]

Using only food, where did you grow up?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Dianne Feinstein has been absent from Congress and asked to resign.

Feinstein, 89 years old, has some of the most unusual trades in Congress, over her thirty year career.

In that time, her net worth sky rocketed to over $200 million.

Let’s look at some of her unusual trades:

[Elliot @Kempywick]

@NWSeasons 21st and Aloha in cap hill is the best!