Kender Surprise

The man with the slutty pencil moustache

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Female lead with no romantic interest, the bad guy is a cop, and the Terminator learns to have feelings. They'd call this woke if it came out today

[Margot Cleveland @ProfMJCleveland]

Okay, who did this?

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

Now his album title ‘Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt Em’ makes so much more sense

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

This is the same thing that happens to your appliances when you remove the energy rating sticker

[Tips Excel @gudanglifehack]

person peeling what appears to be a Ryzen or AMD branding sticker from a gaming laptop's palm rest, followed immediately by a Windows Blue Screen of Death error screen.

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

@JamesCoyne Does seeing her wedding pics soothe the pain?

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

Well crap. One of the cats proudly bringing home the effort of tonight’s hunt. Poor little bandicoot. No more outside time at night.

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

Bahn Mi for dinner. Yeah you wish you were me.

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

John Carpenter perfectly answers a fan's question "What the hell happened with ESCAPE FROM L.A.?" 😂🔥

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[Holy Crayons @HolyCrayons]

She was class in Futurama though.

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

@ArtistAffame @StrewthQueen I thought the same thing and the only explanation I could come up with is she thinks headlocks are aggressive hugs 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

@Mittingham @buttholefactory No but if it’s self inflicted…

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

RARO! Mulher cega há 13 anos bate a cabeça em uma mesa ao tentar beijar seu cão-guia e recupera a visão.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Very concerned by how many men have decided that simply not consenting to sex is “withholding sex” and “abuse”.

If your wife/girlfriend DOES NOT WANT to have sex with you, she is not “withholding sex”. You are not owed sex. She is not obliged to endure it for you. She is not a bad person for not letting you violate a clear “no”.

You have mismatched libidos? Break up. But no means no. Always. Today, tomorrow, next Thursday.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

going where i to drop certain words writing like this to stop AI from understanding me. i've had enough. you will AI bot never reply to me bc you will never understand i. i misinformation post will all the time. i will destroy AI by legible never sentence writing.

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

I’m never deleting this app 😂

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

@JamesCoyne Totally understand why she’s got so many kids

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

Of

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking course

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

So is the Hunger Games following Star Wars and doing a prequel trilogy then a sequel trilogy?

[Kender Surprise @kencrompton]

Chris Isaac

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Who's the most famous musician you've ever had a conversation with?