Ken Flump

I’m a person on the Internet. And often drunk. Isn’t that amazing.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@tifagirlx ….NAH.

Get back to huffing glue from a bag on a park bench you silly old waste of oxygen.

NEXT.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@ClimateWarrior7 There are a lot of cheating men getting very upset.

Sod ‘em.

Bunch of big girl’s blouses.

NEXT.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@HelenWebberley CALM DOWN SIR!

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@fuerzapanama507 No.

No.

And thrice no.

The “T’s” only showed up to cling onto the coattails of folk who were genuinely being oppressed, and have then proceeded to make it all about them whilst alienating most normal people.

Narcissists parading as Activists.

Tossers.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@speakoutsister So this in no way fictional person is living an ordinary life and not being bothered by us TERFS?

You’ve essentially just told us that nothing has occurred.

Come back when she gets banned from Gregg’s or something, you big dafty.

NEXT.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@Heccles94 They already have them.

The same as any ordinary fella.

NEXT.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@veganmoviesnob From what?!

Reboots of beloved series??

They’re chunky men in frocks love, I’m sure they’ll be fine.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

My god, the way some eejits are screaming about the new Harry Potter show, you’d think they didn’t have any real problems in their lives and are just spewing gibberish to get attention onlin-

….

Oh.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@LibbyTard17 I can’t wait for the first episode!

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@mushycrouton I’m a Terf, and financially very well off.

I also work in a school. Have done for years now.

Never been shy about my beliefs, and never been “cancelled”.

Which I’m sure makes cretins like you very angry!

Tee hee hee.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@HelenWebberley Have you had a scan of yours recently?

To see if there’s actually anything there?

(I’m hoping this is a parody account, because if it isn’t…then good grief).

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@HelenWebberley You’re correct!

You can be mentally ill without anyone putting it down in writing!

WELL DONE.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

@PhilipProudfoot So ignore it and follow someone you actually like.

Problem solved!

You’re welcome.

[Ken Flump @KenFlumpWOW]

Well, hello, everyone!

Isn’t it lovely to be here and present myself in a lovely, non-confrontational way.

I’m sure we’re all going to have a lovely time.

Now get your trousers back on and get out of my shed, you’re scaring my begonias.