Kendall

It seemed like a good idea at the time. #EthanStrong

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally dies from asphyxiation while making out because my nose is stuffy

[trash jones @jzux]

“is this a joke to you” unfortunately everything is a little bit of a joke to me

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

@astralbaes 2, grow up

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

Dating apps aren’t doing anything for me so I might start fucking around and going to Sephora to look confused in the skincare section

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

It’s giving modern Doug Dimmadome

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Cowboy with the fitted brim?!

[tatum @planetgraves]

(Filled with grief) I am just so good at letting go

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

@3lady_bug3 It was a moment of weakness

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

All I want for Christmas is my ex back and also a lobotomy. In that order

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

@3lady_bug3 I’m finna cry fr

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

Crying at the table on Christmas while simultaneously showing my family the live video of my cat sleeping on the couch. I simply cannot be away from her ever again

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

Just discovered The Unsent Project… if anyone needs me, I’ll be crying myself to sleep

[samantha @milkygoddess]

Spotify’s AI dj be like “alright next up let’s take you back to the lowest point you’ve ever been to your life, some of your favorite artists from your trip to rock bottom”

[Kendall @KenHerrring]

God I wish someone would give me a lobotomy