KEN KIBERA

[NG’ENDO MURUGU @MRSMuruguu]

When Gachagua learned that Murang’a grassroots leaders were scheduled to meet President @WilliamsRuto at State House this morning, he chose to be petty.

He summoned all 51 MCAs to his Wamunyoro residence for a breakfast meeting, even promising to send each of them KSh 50,000 for fuel.

Yet, only 13 out of the 51 MCAs turned up.

Meanwhile, 38 MCAs, together with the Speaker and 6,000 grassroots delegates, are already at State House attending a closed-door meeting with the President.

Poor Gachagua!

[Amakanji Thomas @AmakanjiThomas]

This is the Gospel Truth that many will whisper but they are FACTS. Youths are SPEAKING & remember voting is secret ballot not chants in polling stations.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

I am probably the most learned President Kenya has ever elected- Ruto

[Decoded @Bygones_24]

William Ruto began Std One in 1972–73 at Kamagut Primary School. Between 1976 and 1978, he studied at Kerotet Primary before returning to Kamagut for his final years. During this period, he suffered a near-fatal fall from a tree that left him coma for days and hospital for month

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

😂😂😂 A guy who is a friend of my cousin boyfriend told me..... and other stories.... good luck 😂😂😂

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I spoke to someone who knew Charlie Kirk well, and he shared how Kirk mobilized 3,000 young people to reach out to universities across the U.S. and organize debates etc, an effort that proved highly effective for Trump’s campaign. If I were on Maraga’s team, I’d borrow that playbook. He actually has the time to visit every institution of higher learning before the election, and that kind of youth engagement could tilt the scales.

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@KillaLando Hapa you keep the jet fueled at all times and send your family abroad, wakiamka maandamano you up and leave, hawawezi saidika hawa

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

They have had 14 governments in 17yrs lets see how long this one will last 😂😂😂

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG BREAKING 🚨 Nepal's Ex-Chief Justice Sushila Karki will be Nepal's Interim PM !!

She is educated at Banaras Hindu University 🔥

She said - "Indians and Nepalese are not bound only by Govts, people share good relations. I greet Modi Ji with respect.

"I have a good impression of Modi Ji. Indians treat me as a sister."

"My immediate concern is maintaining law and order in the country."

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@kkmwamburi You're the insane one if you can consume garbage from this comic fellow as an authority my friend, saying "if this is true" says you give it the benefit of doubt in your mind" (by the way wamatangi also bought a 6.5billion mansion in Texas tell me why you don't believe me?) 😂😂

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

Politics is local, and he understand his constituents, you cant beat that, he's "street smart" this, depending on circumstances and location/region can get you very far, a one eyed man is a king in the kingdom of the blind 😂😂

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

I wonder why people underrate Oscar Sudi..ninja got elected twice, I think he is a key player in the inner sanctums of power.. there's no way Sudi is dumb.

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@Gicherengo @Wakabando You and Kiambuthi still owe me a game, I was a young "genZ" then 😂😂😂

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@Gicherengo Homeland started as a car wash, it had benches made of tree stumps and a piece of timber on top, the the guy started selling tusker and whitecap to clients waiting for their cars to be washed, he eventually built a shed/kibanda and got a pool table, kabando was a regular there

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

On the surface it might give you a dopamine rush and turn you on, but she's actually saying you're stupid idiots and shallow and have nothing better to do, (which is partly true for some of you) get off X and get a life, this is not real life 😂😂😂😂

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Kenyans on social media are the most feared people on Earth. This lady has put it correctly.

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

No wonder @Nyar_sakwaa could not articulate herself on her tweet, she didn't understand the context, we forgive her, she should have just retweeted with a comment it would have saved her the insults 😂😂😂😂

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

This is why Women age like milk & Men age like wine 🎯💯

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

Ah this is where she got it from no wonder she couldn't articulate herself 😂😂😂

[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

This is why Women age like milk & Men age like wine 🎯💯

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@EMungau @Dankos20Brown This are 900 votes in the bag guaranteed 😂😂

[Mr. Kinuthia Pius. @Belive_Kinuthia]

Residents of Mukuru Kwa Njenga wako Canaan.

From informal settlements and slums to secure and well-maintained homes, improving sanitation and health outcomes.

The affordable housing project is transforming lives.

[Mr. Kinuthia Pius. @Belive_Kinuthia]

Residents of Mukuru Kwa Njenga wako Canaan.

From informal settlements and slums to secure and well-maintained homes, improving sanitation and health outcomes.

The affordable housing project is transforming lives.

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@Sir3_ Link to full clip

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

@Sir3_ This softies can not even fight they are just brave enough to haul insults online from the comforts of their beds, when sh*t hits the fan they'd pee on themselves 😂😂

[SIRE @Sir3_]

This is why I was always against removing a duly elected government. You might think you have liberated yourselves only to become a battle ground for proxy wars. If Kenya topples right now I'm sure M7 will arm western Kenya, Somalia will come in for NFD and South sudan Ilemi 😂😂

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

We need to accept that most human beings will fight for a course that will eventually benefit them as individuals, look at Orengo, Nyongo, Raila, koigi, karua, imanyara, kiraitu and others soe were even rejected after serving one term when they showed their true colours

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Hassan Omar is the reason I gave up on idealists when they join politics. That guy was a proper reformer as a student leader and as the chairman of KNHRC.
Today he dines and wines with the murderers and looters.

[KEN KIBERA @KenKibera2]

Ill have to fit a speed governor I have a heavy foot 😂😂

[Mumbi’s Rallykam🇰🇪 @MRallykam]

⁦@ntsa_kenya⁩ - this has a problem! When I give out MY CAR to my wife to drive and she is caught speeding, she didn’t break the law as my agent. Insurance must change to insure the driver as this will be tough if you can’t prove I was the speeding driver!