Kuzy Ken

Only God can judge me

[Words & Wisdom @WordsnWisdom26]

This mentality is everythiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

What do you consider the biggest mistake in your political career.

Edwin Sifuna:

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@MrCharlesky Ready

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@JobFound5 I'm interested

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@BenoHr80463 Much interested sir

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@MrCharlesky Send details please

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

“Mimi kura yangu ni ya ushago.”

Jayden umeishi Mombasa maisha yako yote. Haujui hata aspirants wa MCA, MP, Governor, WR na Senator wa ushago kwenu. Most likely hautaenda ushago because you lack motivation.

Please register to vote kwa area unaishi. How will you receive services za Busia if you are a Nakuru resident?

These are some reasons we had 8M not turning up to vote.

[∅ @Mbevoo]

My broker whenever I make a deposit

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

The Millennials' plan was easy: pursue a safe course like education or medicine, get GoK job, take a SACCO loan, buy land, build a house, marry, raise kids, and retire at 60 with a pension.

The Gen Z plan: Time freedom, location freedom, lifestyle freedom, and financial freedom.

[48 Laws Of Power Bot @48_quotes]

Practice Nonchalance.

Never seem to be working too hard.

Your talent must appear to flow naturally, with an ease that makes people take you for a genius rather than a workaholic.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

One of the funniest scenes ever 😭😂😂

[Nipsey Hussle Quotes @niphusslequotes]

"The game is gonna test you, never fold." - Nipsey Hussle

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

It took me about 4 days of marriage to figure out why men are upset when their wives refuse sex because they’re “not in the mood”.

It’s not because men are selfish.

It’s because men spend their entire day doing things they’re “not in the mood for.”

He was not in the mood to…

Wake up early
Work overtime
Wash their truck
Lift heavy weights
Manage the finances
Please every customer
Train the new guy at work
Argue with their boss (again)
Fix the leaky faucet at midnight
Mow the lawn in the blazing heat
Deal with the insurance company

…and yet he did it all without complaining.

Then he asks her for one thing (sex) and she rejects him because she’s “not in the mood.”

That’s bullsh*t.

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@BiancaNaom1 Can't use Senye and Beach in the same sentence

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

look nice
smell nice
smoke cana
chop well
no promise anybody money
maintain maximum composure.

[𝒜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁🪽 @CannabisAngelxo]

Cannabis is illegal because it’s a dangerous drug that destroys families.

𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘

Cannabis is illegal because it can treat Cancer, PTSD, seizures, anxiety, depression, addiction, glaucoma, chronic pain, etc- which means no money for pharmaceutical companies.

[Vegas @roywahome9]

I swear dis me😂🙌🏿

[Kuzy Ken @KenKuzy]

@methumuhia Your enemies are not suffering @biensautisol

[Moh @mumbimumbzW]

This guy kills me 😭

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

My dad was advising a man that was complaining about his wife not giving birth to a boy because the man said how will his name "survive"

And my dad said something that made me go crazy with my goals

he said,
If you want your name to live and not die, make a name for yourself. your kids cannot keep your name alive.

If you want your name to survive, give your name life by doing things that people will talk about when you die.

he asked the guy "who remembers the kids of Abraham Lincoln or the kids of Thomas Edison or even Nnamdi Azikiwe?"

"Who even cares about the kids of anyone great in history?" we don't.

So if you want your name to not die, make a name for yourself by being a great person or else, your name will die when you die and there is nothing you can do about it.

Every lineage comes to an end.
But the great names in every dead lineage do not die. They outlive generations.