Ken Volin

@BenVolin twin brother. Writer for the Boston Globe.

[Ken Volin @KenVolin]

@SuthernPro @mosesbread72 @Seahawks @TMBFoundation I wish I seen this before Christmas. I would have asked my wife for one.

Fucking beautiful.

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@BenVolin How's it feel to be the most hated Volin? Also, how does it feel to have the smallest Volin penis?

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@jeffphowe @BenVolin is a shitty person. He big-times his parents, unlike me.
He's just jealous I got the looks and the dick size.

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@jeffphowe Speaking of a fly in the face, have you guys smelled my twin brother recently? Damn. Stinky mother he is.

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@BenVolin Hey bro,
I know you face a lot of challenges having a small phallus, but you persevere.
Good on ya, boi.

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@BenVolin Shorts like your pecker. #SmallBen

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@BenVolin Is that melted children? You have always been a weird cat.
Remember when we shared a room growing up and you had that fascination w the dog?

[Ken Volin @KenVolin]

@jeffphowe Jeff, follow me. I'll share my sources. Together we can take down my twin brother.

Luckily, 93% of the penis size went to me. #SmallBen

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@jeffphowe My sources tell me McDaniels is interested in the Arizona Rattlers job. His real passion is arena football.

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@BenVolin Speaking of softies, your penis.

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@BenVolin So in other words, my small-packaged brother wants Buck/Aikman doing every Pats game.

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@BenVolin Hey bro.
I was wondering if you've gotten that phallus enlargement surgery yet?

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@Seahawks I heard @mosesbread72 was planning on lying about police brutality and being a fraud.

He is a punk and a bigot. #NFLManOfTheYear

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@jeffphowe This was my story. You stole it, Jeff.

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@BenVolin Your wife laughs about your sensitivity. #PrematureEjaculationVolin

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@BenVolin I can also confirm that Ben has the smallest penis in the family.