Keni

[yasmine ⚢ @yasreix]

“ninguém gosta de ficar em casa o dia todo”

eu o dia todo se deixar:

[Pintu @Pintuu0]

me trying to hurt someone who hurt me :

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

this month has felt like being awake during surgery

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

Not being able to envision any sort of future for yourself

[𝓛 𝓐 𝓨 𝓣 𝓞 𝓝 🏆 @noicebloke13]

pioneer of UK Poo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 2 days

[J•7th @literallymej7th]

What doesn't kill you will put you in this position for several months.

[Jimmy Mac @JimNaggers]

Didn't know sitting on a wall was a crime

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

WELCOME TO TRANSPORT FOR LONDON

I’m almost speechless other than to say this is absolutely revolting.

This is London in 2026.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

When you’re done crying and look at yourself in the mirror.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[X @Xouy17]

The older I get, I cannot listen to people complain all day, everyday..

[• @exloversX]

“you handled it so well”

me at 3am:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me losing my mind but still acting like everything is okay

[👻 @ariesbbz]

american social skills make every brit look like a giant autist ngl

[Niccolo The Nigmekian @NiccoloOfNamek]

Your real twin

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me when someone asks me for directions in the town I have lived my entire life: