Kendal Martin

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@cLo116 @NetflixAndDill I hope this little guy is part of the order. LK needs it.

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@MMecoy @cLo116 Love that you didn’t tag @willmecoy. You move, you lose.

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My internet browser should offer to call a mental health professional when I open the 15+ tab. I’m clearly not well.

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8:30am and I’m already thinking about queso

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Truly terrified at the thought of living alone because the responsibility of controlling the thermostat is too much for me

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@Darth_Hanakin And yet you’re not telling Diana to get a job 👀 the nepotism smh

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The word rhombus is wasted on the children

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@BritMartinez A magic little pill like mommy’s little helper? She’s probably familiar with coping through drugs

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@MMecoy You know you can trust me on baby advice. Come to me with any questions, I’m here for you.

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@cLo116 Why have you said this? Now I’m gonna have a criminal record for breaking into a school I never attended. I need to know.

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@cLo116 My self restraint to not report this tweet. Forcing me to listen to my own voice on video is a crime ma’am.

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@cLo116 Why would you choose this? Especially so early in the morning?

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@Darth_Hanakin Please watch Jingle Jangle w/ me

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@SirLarr @Jermssecondlife The joke seems to be “lol what posers” which kinda discredits their participation in the march, and the effort as a whole. It’s a joke but that’s the message it’s sending.

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@BenjamminBural *approach me for a hug while staring down my name tag to make sure they get it right*