Kendall E Lane

Digital designer / Existential hummus lover

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

@PlayOverwatch You guys owe every player 5000 OW coins for the shittiest launch of all time and lost time on the battle pass that we paid for.

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

@YourOverwatchYT Def not fixed. In your opinion, should the OW team offer some kind of apology gift to the players? OW coins? It feels shitty to pay for a battle pass you can’t use and then be locked out from the heroes you have always played.

[Pixie Interactive @PixieInt]

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[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

Thank you #secretlab for the comfy AF chair

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

@PlayOverwatch if Winter Wonderland isn’t showing up then I hope we get some OW2 news as a Christmas present ☹️🤨

[Anonymous Platypus @anonymouspltyps]

Aurora PD breaking up the peaceful violin vigil for the very kid they murdered. #ElijahMclain

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Here's the transcript of Trump's response when he was asked what are his top priorities for a second term.

[Steven Spohn (Spawn) @stevenspohn]

Therapist: And what do we do when we are sad?

Me: Add game to cart

Therapist: No

[seacozy ♡ @seacozie]

enough abt the ps5 lets talk about gamecube purse

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

When 100,000 Americans died because of his incompetent leadership, this president golfed.

When Americans peacefully protested outside the White House, this president tear-gassed them for a photo-op.

Donald Trump was elected to serve us all — but he only looks out for himself.

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

Me: “hey Siri! Play songs by Phoebe Bridgers!”

Alexa: “...”

Me: “ha ha oh my bad - hey Alexa! Play songs by Phoebe Bridgers!”

Alexa: “you cheating whore.”

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

It’s amazing that evangelicals live their lives waiting for tribulation, rapture etc, all preceded by the arrival of the antichrist, yet when he finally shows up, they’re his most zealous worshippers

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

Is it just me, or was the only good thing about the Mandalorian baby Yoda?

[John Miller 🇺🇦 @realJohnKMiller]

@realDonaldTrump We salute Donald, our MASCULINE WORKHORSE of a man! He is so MANLY and MUSCULAR, STAUNCH and BRAVE! He is working HARD for all of us, consuming news and providing us with the main headlines! He is KEEPING US INFORMED! We thank OUR Donald for doing real investigative journalism!

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

I bet CDPR misses when they could just make a game and people enjoy it.

[FREE FACTS @FREE_FACTS]

For centuries humans were too stupid to invent computers

[Kendall E Lane @Kendall3lane]

@aliciafstafford @adornthesky Dude it blows my mind the stuff I see on Facebook. But then again I can’t unfriend my parents haha

[Mallory! 🏳️‍⚧️ (マロリー) @Mariogirl17]

what’s the matter baby you’ve barely touched your baja blast