Kendyl

Momma

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

I can’t wait for my daughter to play sports so I can rep her jersey number and scream on the sideline like a psychopath

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

there’s no hurt like your child humbling you on your appearance

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

replacing me is easy. but replicating me? that’s impossible

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

how am I supposed to look at my daughter and say “no you have to go to school, and I have to go to work” when she asks if we can stay home. nahh girl let’s netflix and chill all day.

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

My little girl turns two tomorrow and I started to tear up getting her ready this morning, she saw my face, hugged me, and said “I love you momma, all better” Brb while I cry uncontrollably for the next two days.

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@anniegillfish you ran out of chocolate chips for your popcorn and milk. orrrrrrr you forgot your ipod bc you’d come unglued if that happened.

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@heyitschandley same 😂 except for when i legitimately thought it was a little boy and started to yell at him hahaha

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

my neighbors are really out here trying to give me a stroke @ 26

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

please explain how my 18 month old woke up, got out of her bed, into my bed, and started to spoon me. Her arm was under my neck and my face in her neck and shoulder like if it were a dude. The game has been changed foreva.

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@anniegillfish

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

Jack Harlow. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

if you take your shirt off while you’re still at the gym and then proceed to come and bother me during my workout to ask me out, it’s gonna be a hell fucking no.

[elder goose @trasshm0uth]

man i love being a mom 🥰

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@officialrstone i love u😭💜

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

when you grow up with a special needs sibling(s) you’re just ready to throw hands. idk how to describe it but you stare? i’m throwing hands, you point? throwing HANDS i’m ready

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@KippesRA i seriously do it every time 😂 idk why i’m like this hahahahaha

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

does anyone else clean the shower while taking one?

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@cmurre_ i do it every time i take one, like if i get shampoo in the wall i freak out and start cleaning it 😂

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

@officialrstone i know 😭😭😭 i love how the teeth on the top that are longer are not her two front teeth but the ones next to them 😂

[Kendyl @Kendylbethann]

She obviously loves the swing her Papa got her.