Kirgit™

6'3''| Data Science/Data Engineering Hobbyist | Man Utd | God | He/Him | Opinions are mine and not representative of any other party

[Kirgit™ @KennChester__]

He is 25.
He has no steady job.
He lives with a sibling(s).
Has to send ~4k home monthly.
Rent is average 8K.
Papa sent a message, "what's your plan for your brother? He needs to go to school"
He wants love, but knows he can't afford it.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Gachagua thinks we have been protesting because of him? Kasia sana @rigathi .

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Ocha siku hizi vijana wako na smartphones yiote

Gone are the days ya kuringia shags niggas with your smartphone, siku hizi ukitoa Samsung A56 pia hao wanahesabu

Halafu simu yiote ni za Watu Credit, ukiwaambia ati ni expensive wanakuuliza "Baa in michule koso an machule?" Hahaha

[Kirgit™ @KennChester__]

@droid254 I pay for your monthly subscription and then we agree on a % of the proceeds za Elon. Wewe endelea kutweet daily tu

[Droid @droid254]

These guys always in my DM asking if I want to rent out my twitter.. How does that scam work?

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Kasmuel recreated the Miguna vs Passaris moment at KTN JKL live years ago. It was after that interview that Jeff was chased from KTN studios like a stray dog. Lakini dem akiingia kwa siasa mtoe kwa plans......Anyway, Only Life is Big!

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

THE POLICE AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇹🇷 BREAKING: André Onana to Trabzonspor, here we go! 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

New loan deal verbally agreed as Onana is not part of #MUFC plan for next season and Trabzon are ready to re-sign him.

Trabzonspor to pay loan fee to United as details being sorted then done, as @yagosabuncuoglu reports.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[Billythegoat 🐐🐐 @Billythegoatuk]

People call me crazy when i say matchfixing is real.

[Mayor Brandon Johnson @ChicagosMayor]

Promises kept.

[M A G U N G A @theMagunga]

“Abduction Network” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Italy left their World Cup dressing room absolutely spotless

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Maandamano for two years and that man went on like it's business as usual. But a newspaper headline has destabilised him completely 😂😂😂😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

A lobby group has moved to court to stop the proposed Kenya-US mining deal at Mrima Hill, citing lack of public participation.

The group adds that key details of the Sh9.7 trillion project remain undisclosed.

[.𝒅𝒆𝒔 @wyadesire]

just found out my neighbors gorgeous and well trained dog is actually a retired K9 - so he's not coming to say hello every time he sees me and sits down in front of me
he's signaling that i smell like weed.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

President Ruto announces the construction of a mall at the Bomas of Kenya

[Zlatan Gomez @zan_diva]

Guys im in a situation neh... I love my employers. But I wanna grow
. So I earned R3 , then I got an offer for R6.. I told my bosses , they could only offer R5. I said Okay, I stayed.. I'm supposed to get paid R5 today.. However I got an Offer TODAY for R20 😭😭😭. 💔💔

[jacob juma @kabetes]

The only reason why William Ruto fights Standard newspaper, owners & her editors is coz of perceived political competition with Gideon Moi.

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

The matatu driver ametupea airtime tumwekee kwa simu ju haoni vizuri and in the middle of putting it I realised this is our driver! Driving 14 of us home.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

Jana i switched on my tiktok , disregarded my phone, laptop & emails. Navigated to DJ Afros channel and watched his version of Bird Box.
bana i slept like a baby.