Alright Twitter I need you to do your thing.
For the past 6 years I’ve wished for super powers every 11:11 and still am powerless.
If this gets 100 favorites then the universe says it’ll have to grant me superpowers.
In return I will save your life.
Thank You
Why don’t adults get themed bedrooms? Kids get all this cool themes like outer space or animals and adults get beige. Like maybe I want a dinosaur room.
I just asked my partner what he would do if I identified as Guy Fieri and changed my appearance to look like him, and he said he would buy me every shirt with flames on it and if that’s not unconditional support I don’t know what is.
Yesterday, I witnessed two little boys playing “Coronavirus” which consisted of the water being the corona virus and them infecting everyone by getting them wet.
Imagine being a senior in college right now and having the entire period between spring break and graduation cancelled. Two months early, you have to suddenly move home and say goodbye to everyone AND college in general? 21-year-old me would have been in a glass case of SHAMBLES.
@molliemccully I heard of this great new diet called H2O Skinny Legend! All you have to do is freeze some water and then put it in a bowl filled with more water and then eat it with a ladle for all your meals in the next month! Guaranteed loss of 54.7 lbs!
The only show my dad watches regularly is ”The Curse of Oak Island” which has been seven years of people digging holes and every episode he swears that “they are going to find the treasure this time”
The only show my dad watches regularly is ”The Curse of Oak Island” which has been seven years of people digging holes and every episode he swears that “they are going to find the treasure this time”
If you’re out here fat-shaming because “you are concerned about people’s health” then why aren’t you nicotine-shaming or alcohol-shaming in the name of “health” too?
Me: “omg Natalie the Amazon is on Fire”
Natalie: “No wonder all my orders have been delayed! The whole factory is on fire!”
Me: “......the Amazon rainforest Natalie....”
Natalie: “oh”
The Amazon has been burning for 3 weeks, and I’m just now finding out because of the lack of media coverage. THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT ECOSYSTEMS ON EARTH. SPREAD AWARENESS #PrayforAmazonia