Kris

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[Kris @KennedyKrissy]

When I say I’d kill for a flat stomach, I mean I’d kill for a flat stomach.
What I DON’T mean is that I am going to stop eating chips and cookies and tacos and pizza and basically snorting carbs. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Kris @KennedyKrissy]

Yes 🫶🏼

[Kaitlin Bennett @KaitMarieox]

The fact that there is national commentary on this is insane to me! People can make mistakes and go viral, but does she really deserve to be doxxed and lose her job over it?

[Kris @KennedyKrissy]

I’m in a debate and I’m losing… someone help me.

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

No words.
Donald J Trump for President of the United States.
This election is now over.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

life goes on. in any and every situation.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

The feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz ‘it isn’t enough’ 😭

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Her man performing the haka for her alone in front of thousands of people, when her educator passed her baby the diploma, the silence of the crowd…I’M CRYING SO BAD OH MY GOODNESS <3

[⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @auveon]

lord they banning TikTok how tf i’m supposed to get my dinner recipes????

[mi @samirakins]

how it feels like to fight the urge to DOORDASH https://t.co/bhG9SZfFh9

[☔ @Whotfismick]

stop calling your busy friends fake we aren’t 16 anymore people have responsibilities

[Loky @lokymann]

Unnecessary talking. Please. It is ok to shut the fuck up.

[Kris @KennedyKrissy]

Ur fuckin LYING

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Making nachos in a hotel sink

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me when im peeing and realize im drunk

[Kris @KennedyKrissy]

Finally someone said it!!!

I keep mine in my underwear and sock drawer

[Lisa Vanderbump @confideinm3]

you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me trying not to tell someone what l've bought them as a present

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

It's officially the first day of

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[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

why is my future in my hands, i’m just a girl