So a little bird told us that it might be time to bring back flavored lemonades... 😎 Which is your favorite? Strawberry-basil, blackberry thyme, or blueberry mint??
I commend you for quickly introducing legislation to avoid same horrible tragedy, after a dog died on an airline. I hope it passes.
It would be nice if you and your colleagues would pass legislation to avoid same horrible tragedy after 17 kids and faculty were killed at a school. https://t.co/RWlONWffm5
Dani and I about girls writing guys football numbers on their cheeks...
-“We should have written “i” on our cheeks for the imaginary number!!!” -“Omg we would have been so funny😂” #missedoppertunities
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.