Kenner Halston

The alter-ego of a Creative Writing student at UCF. I walk a fine line between being spiritually woke and a miserable bitch.

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@ThePoey Don’t worry, I took care of that for you 3 minutes ago. Still broken.

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Setting a scene.
Woman unlocks phone and goes straight to Instagram saying
“There is no way it’s still broken.”

“Ohh, nope. It is, just kidding.”

Repeat this scene every five minutes for seven hours.

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@ThePoey As far as I know, it’s only down with the sickness.

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@myhyacinthgirl Isn't that how women generally find friends nowadays? Or have I been doing it wrong?

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When it comes to social media, I am that person who can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Translation: I'm bad at Twitter.

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This weekend, my husband went camping. I went to Barnes & Noble. Both are very grounding experiences. @BNBuzz

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Was there a random tornado last night? We've got huge branches in our front yard from trees I've never seen.

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Help! I've fallen down a rabbit hole of research about families that established the area I live in. In a past life, I was admittedly a docent somewhere.

[Rhett Miller @rhettmiller]

THE SECRET IS OUT!
My new podcast Wheels Off drops this week. This press release will tell you all you need to know.

Of course my first guest is the brilliant @rosannecash.

https://t.co/2Fn1ZZ2fTB

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My eyes are about to roll into the back of my head. I just need to get the words down before they close for good. I can make sense of it later.

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Favorite Spotify channel as white noise for writing? And go!

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The level of anxiety I get just looking at flights is unreal.

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Every week, I meet with my healer via Skype and this week; her cat joined the session. I sent this picture to my husband, and he came back with the best thing. Technology is great, sometimes.

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How dare apps change their icon color, completely ruining my color coded iPhone folders.

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I made the mistake of drinking coffee over the weekend at the hotel, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

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I think about the movie Xanadu a lot.

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@NewYorker @MarieKondo So, what you're saying is that I should start stalking out my local thrift/consignment shops so I can expand my at-home library?

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Although, I do look forward to sleeping in our bed tonight because the hotel is known for being haunted and I slept with one eye open, waiting for the TV to turn on by its self.

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My husband and I had the most wonderful staycation for our anniversary this weekend. We ate at restaurants we usually don't get the chance too, lounged around in fancy bathrobes and sat and drank Gin and Tonics on the veranda. Take me back.

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Spent the day touring the hotel, and lounging by the pool. Don’t worry, I was keeping to my true vampire self by wearing jeans, long sleeve shirt and a jacket under a canopy.