Kenneth Tilton

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[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Any time life does not seem worth living I just tell myself, Ken, you forgot to make coffee.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

@dredsamscott @jtyler1128 @AWeissmann_ Irrelevant. He never declassified anything. His lawyers do not claim he has. And the Espionage Act does not turn on this. Dude's in a hot spot. Maybe Brandon will pardon him.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

*raises hand*

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

I am the @NickKyrgios of software development. Everyone asks if I am crazy. I write some code. They get real quiet.

And I like sushi.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Please, God, make this happen.

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[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Not clear to me that a pain clinic should have a name that looks like "ouch". #justsayin

[NewYork-Presbyterian @nyphospital]

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[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

"He was only 69 but felt like an old man."

This septuagenarian approves that message.
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[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Come on, no time for "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? #grandpabelieves

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Can't wait for the astounding comeback after the medical timeout. #justsayin

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Liberals who already have health insurance from their jobs worry about people THEY DO NOT EVEN KNOW not having health insurance. Do not get me started on white people supporting black civil rights--where is the self-interest?! #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

My new energy saving trick: turn off the A/C. Turn it back on when I notice. It is usually three degrees warmer than where I set the thermostat. #hth

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Get ready for the "June 26" hearings if the GOP takes the house. #justsayin

[Infinite Jest @infinitejest]

@thehill Thoughts & prayers that Rudy recovers from this brutal pat on the back.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

@isaacannzelda

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

The @FlutterDev doc also says, "The BuildContext interface is used to discourage direct manipulation of Element objects." I cannot _wait_ to check out direct manipulation of Element objects.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

The @FlutterDev doc says "within a build method, the build context of the widget of the build method is not the same as the build context of the widgets returned by that build method". Thank god for that early woodchuck training.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

Shhhh. I am getting more traffic off my senility than my gun violence stance.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

@joeltena OMG. Too sad. Too easy.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

It is 2021 in America. I saw "Mall of America" trending and wondered how many shoppers had been killed.

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

I am told it is 2022. My problem is I turn 71 in 2022. #SeeTheProblem

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

@CocoGauff Game on!

[Kenneth Tilton @KennethTilton]

When my intro to philosophy instructor asked if a tree falling in the forest made a sound if no one was there, I said, yes. How did I know? There was a moose there and they heard it. How do you know there was a moose? I do not, I know there might have been. A moose.

[Regina Rini @rinireg]

In my Philosophy of AI class I run an exercise. I announce that BigTech Company has been secretly testing a new AI in our class. All along, one of the students was an android! The students break into small groups with this goal: prove that everyone in your group is human. 1/4