Teddy Westside

getting alive’s a little like dying

[Teddy Westside @KennethTrevino]

Can we talk about how ridiculous beef jerkey prices are. Like I’m ab to rob a bank to afford 2 bags of teriyaki from circle k

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[trevy @chillextremist]

Mi tink mi gwaan tek da ceo life

[Michael Sophia @MichaelSopcg9z]

sometimes you gotta put the Marxism down and lib out a little.

[Fitzy Mo Peña @FitzyMoPena]

No one has ever been dunked on harder than Woody when this dude hit him with the “HOWDY HOWDY HOWDYYYY”

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[Rolpesokk @Rolpesokk]

Uh oh yall its looking kinda hazy

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Hawk tuah spit on Moo Deng

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Hate when you hire a shady mercenary in a tavern by throwing them a leather purse of gold coins they never give you the purse back. Im getting fucking murdered on leather purses here

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

@PBSImpulse9 she wanna b a pensacola legend

[великий комбинатор @grapesmoker]

another day volunteering at the heraclitus museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can step into the same river twice. buddy, you can't even step into the same river once

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mindy Kaling introducing Nancy Pelosi at the DNC:

“This woman was doing BRAT before BRAT was BRAT. Ladies and gentlemen, the mother of dragons, Nancy Pelosi!”

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

Naz Reid.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

So then me and my buddies killed ET with hammers

[Melvin @ThatsMelvin]

Can anyone please tell me where this is from its fucking hilarious