Kenny Pailes

Writer, coach, cook, gardener, community & mental health medic. Be kind to yourself, and help others do the same.

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@RhodeIslandBuzz @DropAPinShow The tavern’s own website states that it is the TENTH oldest restaurant in the world. Seems like a pretty cool place, but it’s merely the American title holder, not the global one.

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

BREAKING: The USMNT's win against Bosnia-Herzegovina averaged 24.4 million viewers on Fox, peaking at 31.8 million.

That makes it the most-watched soccer telecast in English-language U.S. history.

[Paul Noble @paul__ux]

Here's an interactive version. Make your own bracket predictions.

→ https://t.co/xBjyZX5Oec

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@nypost So, they’re seeing a bunch of lil fun-guys?

[US Department of the Interior @Interior]

Sorry, can't talk right now. I'm watching a livestream.

Summer snowmelt is sending cold, fast-moving water through rivers, streams, and waterfalls across many National Park Service sites. Every year, visitors underestimate the power of moving water, often with tragic consequences.

A few safety reminders before your next adventure 👇

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@Myfourcents32 @peterrutzler Yellows are wiped out, but they still must serve suspensions earned in group stage.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Actually, one of the healthiest things a person can do is become easy to delight. Still stopping for weird clouds and dogs wearing bandanas and the smell of garlic cooking somewhere down the street.

The world already has enough cynicism. Be the person who still points at the moon.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

THE LONGHORNS ARE HEADED TO OMAHA FOR THE 39TH TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY 🔥

No other team has more than 25 appearances 😳

@TexasBaseball

[Goodable @Goodable]

Breaking News:

For the first time ever, Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood has officially launched a YouTube channel.

Full episodes. Classic Clips. 100% wholesome.
💗

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Teagan Kavan finished the WCWS with 4 wins (2 shutouts) and 2 saves 😤

She is the first pitcher with multiple shutouts and multiples saves in a single WCWS 🤯

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@JimNicar @UTAustin Not to be confused with the hvac-enhanced off-campus legend, the “Tavern Air Conditioned”.

[Horns Illustrated @HornsIllus]

Unprecedented Dominance: Texas Rowing has broken the world record fastest time EVER in the history of the world.

The previous fastest time was set by Romania in the 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games with a time of 5:52.99.

Texas was 5.284 seconds faster. Just incredible.

#HookEm #HereComesTexas

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[John Bianco @UT_Bianco]

Our first TWO Years in the SEC 🏆🏆

Most SEC Championships

2024-25
8️⃣ — TEXAS
4 — South Carolina

2025-26
6️⃣ — TEXAS
5 — Florida
4 — Arkansas

2-Year Total
1️⃣4️⃣ — TEXAS
7 — Arkansas
7 — Florida

#HookEm🤘🏻

[John Bianco @UT_Bianco]

THE PRIDE AND WINNING TRADITION 🤘🏻

Texas is the nation’s ONLY FBS program this year with at least 10 wins in Football, 25+ in Volleyball, 20+ in Men’s AND Women’s Basketball, and 40+ in Baseball AND Softball 🤘🏻

[D-III @DIIILacrosse]

Tufts Seniors-

-3 straight National Championships and 4 National Championship games overall

-Record of 85-5 in their career’s, finishing on a 50-1 run

-3 NESCAC titles

-Never lost a road game (2 neutral fields and 3 home games)

An All-Time Class in College Lacrosse History

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@Yoda4ever I don’t think they were as scared by his bedtime story as he hoped they would be.

[Derek Deprey @derekdeprey]

A bad coach tears people down. An average coach focuses only on results. A good coach teaches skills and systems. A great coach builds confidence and trust. An exceptional coach helps people believe in themselves at a higher level. And the best coaches impact lives long after the scoreboard stops mattering.

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Remember when everyone said Texas wasn't "SEC Ready"?

SEC Championships | Since 2024

14 Texas
6 Florida
6 Arkansas
6 Oklahoma
5 South Carolina
5 Texas A&M
4 Georgia
3 Auburn
3 Kentucky
2 Alabama
2 Vanderbilt
2 LSU
1 Tennessee
1 Ole Miss
1 Mississippi St
0 Missouri

#ThisIsTexas #HookEm

[Kenny Pailes @KennyPailes]

@wer2easy @jmontforttx Good news: as of Sept 2025, Texas homeowner associations can no longer fine you for having brown grass during watering restrictions!

https://t.co/Xrmk3Hv54s