Kenny from A-cow-nting

est. 1991

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

If more people arrive to hell every day you have to imagine that at some point they'll be able to unionize.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Is there a TaskRabbit category for friendship?

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Visiting a vineyard in Napa Valley and I just overheard someone ask if they prices match bottles because "@TotalWine has it cheaper"

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

I cant tell if shaq just enjoys being in commercials or needs the money. Both are equally alarming.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Maybe id watch football if they just released a whole season on netflix at a time and I could just just plow through it in one go.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Some times I go months or even years without remembering tap dancing is a thing and my life doesnt suffer at all.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Trump - Slytherin
Obama - Gryffindor
Hilary - Ravenclaw
Biden - Hufflepuff

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Maybe this pandemic will finally stop people from choosing the urinal next to me

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Feedbags count as masks right? #COVID19

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

I honestly cant stop laughing at this.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

this i would understand, at least

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Call me old fashion, but I miss interacting with women I dont already know.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Those people who think mandatory masks in public places are unconstitutional are going to be livid when they learn about clothing.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

I read somewhere that the airlines have lost millions over the pandemic. I'm not sure if that's dollars or luggage but either way its incredible.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Thanks to the corona virus my brother no longer sneezes in my face on purpose.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

In response to the recent backlash, The WHO has issues a press release stating that they "Wont Get Fooled Again"

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Me after the quarantine is lifted

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Just wait until trump brags about how low crime was in 2020.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

I'm so ecofriendly, my car runs on 100% recycled dinosaurs.

[Kenny from A-cow-nting @KennyPeterkin]

Anyone want to join my fantasy Congress league?