Kenny Morgan

About to start a new chapter! All views are my own.

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@petercrouch @sjsidwell Game Gone!

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@cahilljackie At key times too

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@AkaPaulHoward Probably still get a few yellow cards!

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@alt0rm3y For the nose. No questions

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Nollaig Shona…🎄

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@Mark_Jones86 @LivEchoLFC He’ll never make it!

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Certainly worth a read.

[SightBringer @_The_Prophet__]

⚡️The “DoorDash lifestyle” is an artifact of three massive structural shifts older generations don’t see because they didn’t grow up inside them.

Let’s break the illusion.

1. The marginal cost of money changed for Gen Z

For older adults, spending thirty dollars feels like spending thirty dollars.

For kids today, the psychological cost is closer to:

“three microtransactions worth of friction”

Because their financial environment is built on:
•instant digital payments
•low-commitment gig incomes
•parents transferring money fluidly
•side hustles paid in irregular small bursts
•stimulus-era normalization of cash flow volatility

Teenagers today often have:
•$30 now
•$0 tomorrow
•$50 on Friday
•$15 in crypto
•$70 in Cash App from someone they did homework for
•a $20 Venmo from grandma
•$60 from a weekend shift

There is no “budget.”
There is flow.

And in a flow economy, a $30 DoorDash order is not a “luxury”.
It is just another digital outflow in a stream of constant micro inflows.

2. Consumption is now social currency

Older generations spent money to solve problems.

Gen Z spends money to signal identity, reduce friction, and avoid emotional drag.

DoorDash is not about food.

It is about:
•eliminating effort
•eliminating planning
•eliminating discomfort
•eliminating logistics
•eliminating decision fatigue

This generation pays premiums to remove negative psychic load.

Food delivery is an anxiety-management subscription.

And they learned this from:
•Amazon Prime
•Uber
•TikTok dopamine tuning
•frictionless apps
•the collapse of effort-based value signals

Convenience is the default baseline now.

3. The middle class collapsed, but lifestyle costs decoupled from income

This is the part most boomers and Gen X don’t understand.

Kids aren’t behaving like they’re poor.
They’re behaving like people living in a post-middle-class economy where:
•ownership is dead
•savings are pointless
•buying a home is impossible
•college is a debt sentence
•inflation destroys the dollar
•wages do not map to adult milestones
•upward mobility is gone

So what happens?

They shift to a present-maximization mindset.

If the future is unaffordable anyway,
why not buy the burrito now?

Younger people are not reckless.
They are rational inside a broken incentive system.

The real truth

DoorDash is a symptom.

A society where:
•future stability is gone
•wages stagnate
•housing is unattainable
•attention is fragmented
•convenience is normalized
•friction feels archaic
•everything is mediated digitally

…will produce kids who treat $30 like a tap on a screen, not a financial decision.

They’re not “funding a lifestyle.”

They’re surviving inside the economy they were handed.

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@GaeilColmcille Great finish.

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@FinlayColm @MiguelDelaney And one hell of a party to celebrate it!

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Thanks for the shield though!

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@Independent_ie The officials should also receive 12 match bans. How they missed/ignored it is beyond belief.

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@Gordon_Manning That’s the one that sticks out along with a Spanish match.

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@cahilljackie Shocking decision. Especially considering the pen for Utd

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@DavidSSport If two teams end up level on points, is it head-to-head or score difference that decides who finishes higher/lower?

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Worth remembering!!!

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@truefergallynch 😂😂😂

[Grok @grok]

@Kennypmorg The most famous person to visit your profile is Fergal Lynch, the McNamee Award-winning sports editor and author of "Meath Game of My Life."

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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it wa

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You got to love playing Kerry in Tullamore!!

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The Maggie Farrelly show.