7th Certi

This is a Whitney Code stan account

[Big Red Takes @B1GRedTakes]

Get ready to learn “Purdue Boilermakers” young man

[sports enthusiast 🫥 @imspenser_6]

the idea of Canes vs reality

[Ebonica 850 ✊🏿 @Redacted925]

Whenever your baby starts breaking apart toys like this, unbuckling themselves from their car seat, or taking apart other objects, get them some LEGOs or snap blocks ASAP. It could be an early sign of strong spatial reasoning, which is often linked to math skills as they grow.

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

Wale hit the stage in the APB x Nike Dunk Low in Charlotte

[Keg. @GratefulKeg]

Type of shit Joe Burrow pop out with right before a 3 game losing streak.

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

The internet said anything under 200lbs is victim weight & he believed it

[dank @cptdankkk]

Micah Parsons says he might break Myles Garrett's NFL sack record within two years

Micah: “I still do things that none of y'all do”

Myles: “Who is none of y'all?”

Micah: “You, Will, the rest of the league. Yes, that record stands, and we're not taking that away. But we're talking actual gameplay here. There's nobody in the league who can line up from left to right and play every position as if they got paid at that position”

Myles: “I have a sack at every spot across the line”

Micah: “I'm talking about truly play at my weight”

Myles: “I can't be 240. That's not what I'm asked to do. I actually got to set the edge. Play the run. Get TFLs”

Micah: “You know what time it is. That record is only going to stand for so long”

Myles: “It is still currently my time”

Micah: “Records are meant to be broken. It took the next man 25 years. It might just take me two years”

Myles: “Two? It's going to take me another one”

Micah: “I'm going to miss some time early. So you're going to get a little cushion off that”

Myles: “You take your time. I'm going to go ahead and break it again”

Micah: “The league's been holding me back for years”

Myles: “Brother, if you're ahead of me in one stat, as far as double teams, it might be by half a percentage”

Micah: “And pressures. I led the league in pressures”

Myles: “What do you want, sacks or pressures?”

Micah: “I'm just saying I played 13 games. So obviously, I'm getting to the quarterback”

Myles: “In 13 games, I had 18 sacks”

Micah: “I'm not even going to lie. That was suspicious”

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Lionel Messi's kids once asked him to recreate Superhero poses anytime he scored a goal. He did not hesitate. 🐐

[MATT HARDY @MATTHARDYBRAND]

For the record - WWE offered Jeff the HOF because his drug test returned as no drugs - But alcohol was the problem. The WWE wanted to keep Jeff from going to AEW by any means necessary, so they offered the HOF but he had to re-sign. Jeff chose to reunite with me at AEW. #MattFacts

[7th Certi @KenpachiCease]

@LegionHoops She musta saw the meme

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I tried America… will try again next time I see this nerd

[7th Certi @KenpachiCease]

@nigerianprynce Failed pimp? Where’d you get this intel?

[7th Certi @KenpachiCease]

@johnochai7 That chair is cool tho

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

The NFL is suspending #Cardinals personnel executive Ryan Gold after he placed a $25 dollar wager parlaying the result of the team’s first 5 draft picks, which included Carson Beck.

He was paid out $732,500 in winnings.

[CAN - EYE - VA 🇬🇧🇬🇭 @KanivaOH]

I’ll never forgive you swines for the way you spoke on my babes kmt

[J @2ndCaptainFly]

Yo this got tears in my eyes.

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

Now he's taking Melos country 💔

[Athlete Logos Apparel @athletelogos]

@trendyhoopstars 🤓🪣

[Fútbol Memes @FutbollMemes]

Barcelona fans at the World Cup final be like☠️