Kent Blackwelder

JUST REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE. JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@RealJamesWoods I heard you were retiring. You are my favorite actor of all time and you will be missed. Enjoy your peace. You deserve it. Thanks.

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@justalotacrazy @BunkyBillMiller He's coming Oct 10th to spend a few dayds with my family. So yes, we're still friends.

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@Kim_is__bored Wow..you lost. We won...get over it. It's about to to get the bums off the taxpayer teat.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@realDonaldTrump Thank you sir for all you are doing to Make America Great Again. I stood in the rain as a poll worker for you in Tennessee

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

The use of alcohol will kill you slowly. So what? Who's in a hurry?

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@realDonaldTrump Mr. Trump. I am a 61 year old poll worker for you here in TN. May I come to your inauguration? It would be an honor.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

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I'M TOLD THERE'S NOT A PLAYGROUND AT TACO BELL CAUSE IT'S HARD TO HAVE FUN WHEN YOU MIGHT SHIT YOUR PANTS.
11:06 PM

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@Guarralupe No, I'm an Idiotaphobe so I can't talk to you.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@GMA @FrankMurphyCom @ABC Hell, I bought Burt Ward's only Robin costume in 1993 and sold it at Christies Auction.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@KentBlackwelder I need to credit my good friend Phil Jarnigan on that one...lol.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

I used to be able to pull all-nighters. Now I have trouble pulling all-dayers.

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@alexblackwelder Those glasses are too big for your face...lol.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

@Morning_Joe Hey Joe, how about running story on how this woman was a Jeb Bush plant who works for him. Got the honesty to do that?

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

Just remember, the road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

The great thing about living in a small town is that if you don't know what you're doing, somebody else does.

[Kent Blackwelder @KentBlackwelder]

Last week during my prostate exam I asked where I should put my pants and "over there next to mine" was not the answer I expected.