Kent Emerson

Seat 24C of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 || Jergens Share Holder || Tongue-Jujitsu Blackbelt 🥋|| Part-time BangBus Driver || Proud HC of Compton Magic

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A-phi class of ‘93 , it was an honor💕

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You know how every great journey starts - hung tits in the back of a 747 at 6am

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Got stuck in between the “hug?” or “handshake?” with the ole father-in-law before our dinner party this evening. Learn and adapt. Only up from here.

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Ohhhh I get it, Russell Henley is a terrorist

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How quickly the fellas went from racking lines on their counter to typing lines on their Logi keyboard…

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I miss treating Fridays like they were a 24-hour-long Saturday morning😔#washed

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Sunday football, 80 taps, and the old man in town. Already took tomorrow off 🤝

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Hate when the roomies don’t take the trash out.

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Boomer this, Millennial that, it’ll always be:

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Whole Foods shitter: 9.4/10. Keep up the good work!

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Boy dinner.

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“A drive into deep left field by Castellanos”

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Hali tore his Achilles you can see the pain in his eyes man this hurts man �

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The radical left are parading naked through our streets. And we wonder why we aren’t winning B1G titles anymore.

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Sweeping up the remains of a whiskey glass next to the TV this morning. Apologies for the disturbance last night, neighbors.

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Not good enough. Again.

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After graduating from the University of Who-Gives-A-Fuck with a Bachelor’s degree in AI-Generation and a certificate in ABV, I am thrilled to announce that I have accepted a full-time position with Jerkmate. I am joining their Live Cam team and can’t want to get started! Jerk on!

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KAT is putting the LGBTQ+ community on the map tonight‼️🏳️‍🌈

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@jknowsball1998 A tough Wednesday morning.

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Hhhhhh. Get over the hump. #WorkingManWednesday

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Scottie fuckin Scheffler. 28 years old.

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I LOVE WOMEN