kater

[Harmy @harrrmy]

my future husband and i will be stay at home parents and the kids will go to work

[he/him who eats. 🇿🇦 @justwellington]

Excited to announce that I've just about had it

[maricoñaso™ @finessesh0t]

me when a 25 year old talks to me

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

taylor swift dating her biggest fan is actually how it should be. women should only date men that are completely and utterly obsessed with them.

[kater @KentKatee]

still ringing, BUT CHAMPS 💍🏆#OKCThunder

[kater @KentKatee]

Ears are still ringing, MVP

[Frontier City @FromtierCity]

if the Thunder win the NBA Championship they should yell “I’m going to Frontier City!” cause we’re like right fuckin here

[sarah✨🪷🪼 @quesarahsarah__]

idgaf about winning it here

end this shit in Indy and bring it home

please.

[OKC THUNDER @okcthunder]

THE THUNDER PLAYS NBA FINALS BASKETBALL TODAY ⚡️

[𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙰𝚗𝙾𝙺𝙲𝙵𝚊𝚗 ⚡️ @NotAnOKCFan]

I’m 100% with this

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

It’s beautiful

[lauren @winonaddict]

“are you available to jump on a quick call?”

[💰. @moneychas8nya]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy cuz they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[Discounted Trash Flow @DiscountedTF]

I'm happy to announce that I can't take it anymore

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

a triple dipper

[Charlie @chardypf]

Adding “stay warm” when you say goodbye to someone