Oladeji

Producer • Artist • Songwriter

[Oladeji @KentMyers0]

Women always talk about space but they hate it when you leave them alone no wonder there are no female astronauts

[Ƙŵɓñ🇬🇭🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Semenyo when he sees Jordan Ayew instead of Haaland beside him:

[Kay💧 @Kaypoisson1]

Shamelessly dancing to my 3 points at the world cup while your country with Elite mentality is still in Abuja

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

na why “I want to make mama proud” is more popular

To make papa proud hard gan

[watergun @tersseer]

their weapon no get swag, e no fit fashion.

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18.

Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

[LUCKI! @NEPTUNEFLAWLES]

I be choosing the bitch i got history with over a new bitch every time

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Album Title: THE REAL ME

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

There’s a problem with how French is taught. For a country where students start learning French from class (grade) 3, most of them never become fluent.

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[ÌléríOlúwa🌴 @Shalominioluwa_]

🤣🤣🤣 imi si nu Alakoko (first air breathing technique).

[Mwest Senpai🙂‍↕️ @KMMMMT5]

Taiwo 😭

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

May our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider

[ًً @wsx_44]

after all I still choose to be kind

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

To achieve anything significantly big in life, you must be disgusted by mediocrity.

[𓅓 @Anomaly_0n_x]

Fashion is general. style is individual

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so