Ken the Resident Simp

24 Genderfluid Pronouns in Location Backup: @KentheThree PFP by @lilpetpsycho

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

It’s 2:35 am and I am currently ugly crying over how sad I am about the A’s leaving & being gone. Oakland now has no sports left. Generations of baseball GONE. History ERASED. Ricky Henderson Field is no longer. My favorite player no longer has a field named after him in his city

[Athletics @Athletics]

Family.

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@imnotL33_ Same fr

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@imnotL33_ Hot

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@imnotL33_ Well it’s never too late to start

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@imnotL33_ Me

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@lilpetpsycho What’s wrong?

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

KING OBA 👑

Oba Femi defeats Jey Uso to become the 2026 King of the Ring winner.

Femi is now headed to SummerSlam for a Championship match.

#WWENOC

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

5 months ago Danhausen was wrestling for independent wrestling promotions in clubs, bars, halls, gyms, theaters and abandoned buildings (thank you all for giving Danhausen a stage.)

Next month Danhausen will be featured at the Worlds Most Famous Arenahausen.

Thank you @WWE thank you @TheGarden thank you Fanhausens around the world.

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@isapipedream Truly

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@ambiguousyt 👀

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@Lilstxrbby_ What tags do you use?

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Messi-Ronaldo gives off insane amounts of LeBron-Kobe energy where the two keep getting lumped together all-time even though one player is clearly better and the other is a rapist.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

A retro-style edit ESPN put out for Oba Femi 🔥

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@lilpetpsycho I forgot to post it whoops

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@lilpetpsycho Did I share my pride photos?

[Ken the Resident Simp @KentheG2_0]

@lilpetpsycho So do I. It’s great

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

[turbomander @turbomander]

I dont call anything "friendslop" i only say friendgem because with my friends every minute we get to spend together is a priceless gem worth treasuring :D

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Andre Chance (Andre Chase) says he wasn’t given a reason for why Chase U broke up, tried arguing why it was a bad idea:

“When they tell me what they’re doing, they don’t really tell me why they’re doing it. Which obviously they don’t have to. But because I think this is a conversation, I start from a business perspective, from a numbers and a dollars and cents perspective, I started to say I think this is a bad idea. At Halloween Havoc, the merch guy Teddy pulls me aside and he goes, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know you sold just as much merchandise as Trick and Roxanne, the champions. Now that I think about it, you did that at No Mercy, too. I think Heatwave, you had the highest selling shirt.’

— So I talk about that. I talk about how we are the highest selling merch. Also, I talk about how good our ratings are, which they already have to know because they book us in five segments a show. The metrics that they say are important, I’m telling them why we have achieved these metrics. With very little advertising and very little help from them, why does it make sense that we’re selling as much merch as Trick Williams and Roxanne Perez when they’re in every main event, every piece of advertising? It shouldn’t compute and somehow we have done it.

I’m telling this to the creative team. ‘From a business perspective, can you please tell me why this is a good idea?’ And they can’t. They just say, ‘This is the direction we’re going.’ And that’s when I realized it wasn’t a conversation. They had already made up their minds and I go, ‘Okay. I can’t do anything to change your mind.’ No matter the ratings, no matter the merchandise sales, no matter the reactions, they were just ready to move on.”

(Between Two Jobs)