Kentish Town Camel

Watching over Kentish Town since 1991. Just call me Clifford.

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Right then folks, dry January is done, time to jump off the wagon. See you all in Kentish Town tonight.

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

@dailyexpressuk @DailyMailUK oh no, we've got a country full of snowflakes! 😂 #Snow #SnowDay #snowuk #Snowmageddon

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

@GilesMacDonogh Apparently @jackwhitehall is moving out and they're after a like for like replacement.

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Rumour has it I'm off to #Putney. Please save me from an existence surrounded by south of the river wankers. I need some love right now. #DeadlineDay

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

#WithdrawalAgreement is that where you agree to pull out before you ejaculate?

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Camel curry #ThingsIWouldBan https://t.co/QuH0GOC1Zm

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@chrisshipitv @thismorning If I was her I'd just zip it before the authorities make her disappear.

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Did @CamillaTominey just say "next errection" on #politicslive bbc #BrexitVote

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Hold my beer, watch this! #MyFinal5Words

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@Footy_Says @ManLikeAzaad Very good, but have they learnt "if in doubt, put it out" yet?

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

She ain't the dancing queen #TheresaMayInFiveWords

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

@David_Cameron @David_Cameron
given how your stable and strong government has fared, is this what you were imagining Ed's chaos would be like? #BrexitChaos #BrexitShambles #Brexit #strongandstable

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

@simonjgrey @johnsweeneyact1 @Prof16440 @GaryLineker @Daily_Star And Andy Townsend gets £5 million per year. Outrageous. #BBCpay #BBCsalaries #itv

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Based on results so far I project a Labour whitewash. Lab 650, Con 0. #ElectionDay2017 #Vote2017 #Election2017 #GE2017

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

John Terry, time to get your full kit on. #WBACHE #Chelsea #champions #PremierLeague

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#MayTheFourthBeWithYou stopped being funny in 2013.😡

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

@realDonaldTrump Ok everyone. Time to stop buying green bananas.😟

[Riki Inocente @RikiInocente]

@KentishCamel ello Clifford, nice one for supporting! Always wondered what your name was 😂😂 enjoy the music! Peace #housemusic #musiclife

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Looks like Shoreham's becoming the new Bermuda Triangle. https://t.co/21vPM56oqU

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Two survive after plane crashes in sea at Shoreham https://t.co/wEipeMcdRP

[Kentish Town Camel @KentishCamel]

Did I hear correctly that a nude image of Dame Vera Lynn was projected on the White Cliffs of Dover last night?#InternationalDayOfHappiness