Kenton Decross

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Was that a naturalization ceremony and the white house in a campaign?

[Dave Seeley @daveseeley430]

Dear @related_group: you are one of the wealthiest real estate companies in the world. Pay your damn garbage bill for Strathmore Circle in Irondequoit, NY and stop neglecting this property - it is an insult to the people who live there.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The Boomer generation needed just 306 hours of minimum wage work to pay for four years of public college.

Millennials need 4,459.

The economy today is rigged against working people and young people. That is what we are going to change.

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Parades are weird.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If you don’t Then you
love me don’t deserve
at my me at my

[LATE NIGHT EPISODE @LNEPISODE]

THIS IS THE.. Sound of Sex #sos

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Is it just me or is FATMAN S.Cross not even that fat?
https://t.co/FWbwwLKGLE

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Hey Buffalo friends! Y'all should come to the Roller Derby or Emo Karaoke tonight so I can see your beautiful faces!

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Tangled up in blue.

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Does this budget mean we can finally retire the garbage term "fiscal conservative"?

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

Hey @JDon20 , I read a bunch of conspiracy theories before falling asleep last night and somehow that made me dream that you're an alien warrior princess... So that's neat. Miss you!

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

@andrewcdole You're invited to all my parties.

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

@AnAmericanPast "concert"

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

"All menare creeps", he said as he prepared himself for indoctrination.

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

@ceo620 Yo, come hang out

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

If I still had your number know that I'd be calling you out on your bullshit.

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

@jme9t5 I'm so happy for you! That's gonna be incredible!

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

I'd like to give a celebratory subtweet to the only ex-girlfriend to earn the Facebook-unfriend. #wildride

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

@erinntrudeau Lol that's me!

[Kenton Decross @KentonDecross]

It takes time and trouble to piece the loose ends of our lives together and we are dogged by the notion that time is running out.