David Wood

Amateur musician, professional pipe-dreamer.

[Martin Miller's Gin @MartinMillerGin]

@MartinMillerGin and @FeverTreeMixers went to spread the perfect G&T to the people of Norfolk. Check out our video! https://t.co/9JZaF59yj0

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@MesutOzil1088 Footminton on Clapham Common on July 11th if you're around Mesut? My team- The Four Musky Rears are looking for a play maker

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

Can't wait for the @MartinMillerGin house band at @HomeCottage! Hope I win the free bottle of #gin

[Craig Barrett @craigerbarrett]

Mad Footminton and Flinching Wall Ball.

@martinmillergin getting taken out by @kentuckywood87 #RKO… https://t.co/eX3SnWxfJL

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@YodelOnline yeah, can you guys come over and help me do my job for a couple of hours this week?

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@YodelOnline Hello. No thanks. I worked my way around my neighbours and tracked my package down. It was 3 streets away at Mrs Dunn's house.

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@YodelOnline MISSING. 2 packages. I've received one package and a note from someone 2 miles telling me that you'd delivered to them...

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@SteveBackshall hello from Le Grande Citron #dentsdumidi

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@melonoptics thought you guys would enjoy this. Lunchtime dehydration. #sun #ski #pee @ChrisBryantMP

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@SteveBackshall heading to the Portes Du Soleil tomorrow. First lift of the day takes us to where you are standing. Great snap!

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

@SteveBackshall Dents Du Midi Steve?

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

Adam Palethorpe- not a bad comeback from a team led by an accountant. #bbcfootball

[Cambridgeshire Cricket @Cambs_CB]

Congratulations to @WisbechCC who have achieved their Clubmark Reaccreditation again - well done to all involved!

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

"My mouth feels like I've sucked on a bag of aidy dicks"...

Ever the wordsmith...
#quaverchallenge

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

He's Quaved in. 27 is admirable for a 7 year old girl I suppose... #quaverchallenge #gameover #cheese

[David Scott Roll @DavidScottRoll]

@KentuckyWood87 spike go with care. My mate attempted this once and look how he ended up....

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

27th bag. Done and "dusted". #quaverchallege

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

Comical scenes as the big man requests the first roadside break and, mid-stretch, spills 3 quavers. #quaverchallege

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

Spike. A man in trouble, approaching the inevitably treacherous 26th bag hits a proverbial brick wall. Chunder? No, safe. #quaverchallege

[David Wood @KentuckyWood87]

Great support from his faithful wingman! #quaverchallenge #FatmanAndRobin