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If you are married and and no dowry paid for you nor do you have a marriage certificate, what you have is not a husband but
"An UNDOCUMENTED male Adult according to government description)

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Have you realized that ever since Mobile Money Transfer Services came into existence, girls have stopped giving wrong numbers.

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Aki mimi huyo chacha alinipindua hivi kama chapati moto.

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Female MPs be like "Aki wewe chacha"

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'Wazir wa mambo ya ndani' is feasting on MPs na wewe na kiherehere yako ni"Thanks for the add" unajazia madem kwa wall zao

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Mluhya ni mtu anaweza meza sausage mbili na Chai Kama Capsules.

Overheard in a Matatu

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Dating doesn't mean we have to talk the whole day ...

Don't you have friends?

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Ladies are you tired of being single,are you tired of waiting for Mr right,do you want to get married tomorrow?
Get yourself a man you gets 5 likes on Facebook and settle down,they are the best husband materials..

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If a girl says to you "I will let you know when I'm free" please love yourself and move on with your life because she won't even remember you.

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Ayee April babies! mbona hampigi kelele kama wale wengine husema Legends were born in March... Queens were born in February ama mnadhani mkinyamaza hatutajua 'Fools were born in April

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Ploti mzima imetulia ni tokens ndo zinaimba tu. Sahi ukinyandua mdem na bed imeregea, ata msee ako 5th floor atasikia

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They don’t believe in you. But they stick around just in case you make it.

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When she's cute but speaks English rounded off to the nearest mother tongue...

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My mind is telling me this girl just want to sleep with me and run away.

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Kuna madem wengine huwa wanafinywa na kila mtu kama ile ndimu ya mtu wa Mahindi.

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Larry Madowo ni mjanja like every other Kenyan. Alingoja akaona kamshahara kameingia ndio akaresign.

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Instagram will have you thinking a girl is totally out of your league meanwhile she is homeless

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Lol nyinyi unyanduana kwa giza kama wachawi? Can't be me.
Dem akianza story na zima lights kwanza itabidi nivae boxer yangu. Huyo ni devil worshiper & she should never see you naked.

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People who argue on their cell phones in public should do it on loud speaker so we can hear both sides of the story.
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What's the relationship between this statue and chips or chicken.
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