Kenyan Dave

Try Hard fan from Kenya. #UPTHETRYHARDS Try hards followed back on 16/10/2019 :)

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@TryhardsFc Cough cough. Where mention of the Big KD? Dave going to assess supporting options soon! 6th wife now this! 😔😔😭😭😭

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Dave confused as 1st wife after her sex change. On 1 Kenyan hand Dave like free flowing attacking TryHards. On other Kenyan hand Dave like Shithouse Simeone Tryhards 🤷‍♂️ Me not know who turn up these days. It good to be back 🤔🤔🤔😂😂😉😉 🤑🤑🤑🤸🤸🤸 #utth

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@TryhardsFc @louis_row It Kenyan Louie! 🤣🤣🤣

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Jamo Norton he drives a bus
He saves penos, without a fuss
He can't see colours, he dont seek fame
Jamo Norton saves again 🎶

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

It a Kenyan miracle. @TryhardsFc win league and Dave cured from illness on same day 😍😍😍🏆🏆🏆. Dave no have day like this since me got first goat. Kenyan Dave buzzing. 🤑🤑🤑😎😎🤓🤓🌞🌝

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@PaulSean17 @TryhardsFc

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Excuse me @RachelRileyRR can you come work out @TryhardsFc leisure league final standings? No one give Dave idea and me not very good at math 🤔🤔🤔

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

We grittier than Kenyan Dave 2nd wife a pit 😍😍🙈😍😍😍

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Hi it me Kenyan Dave. Live from hospital bed. Nurse say she no stream @TryhardsFc game tonight 😔. So Dave say "you no fucking nurse of mine" and storm out. Me back bitches 🤣 off to Kenyan Tim to put coat hanger in his TV.👌👌👌

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Kenyan lives matter!

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Me so proud of @TryhardsFc . They fight like Kenyan warrior tonight. Dave no complain at 1 goal and no clean sheet when we go war. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

There only one thing Dave love more than 1 screamer. And that 2 SCREAMERS! 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@EbanksBrindley They no @TryhardsFc!!!
Score goal = no break
Win game = no break
Win league 🤔 = no break!!!
🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🙄🙄🙄🤫🙄🤫🤫🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@denver_burke why you never score for @TryhardsFc 😡😡😡

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

😍😍🤩😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 @TryhardsFc
That what we about.
Goals ✅
Clean sheet ✅
Promotion? 🤔

🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

They tell Dave no flight due to Storm Ciara. Dave speak to captain it only Kenyan ROY!!!! hE say no worry Dave we fly under radar! It match day!!!!😍 C'mon @TryhardsFc !!!

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Fuck snorting jizzbomb!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Me hate them. They foul. They push. Ref need go Dr Kenyan Albert opticians!!! Kenyan Dave an education away from writing to league!

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

@TryhardsFc @tomsunley I was more than just a goal🤪. It a Kenyan rocket!

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

Me notice correlation. When Dave tweet. @TryhardsFc win.🕺 When me no tweet. We lose 😡

[Kenyan Dave @KenyanDave]

We show more fight tonight than Mrs Kenyan Dave when she find out me gone UK again to watch @TryhardsFc 😍😍😍. #innewtonwetrust #kenyandavesbarmyarmy