Dave confused as 1st wife after her sex change. On 1 Kenyan hand Dave like free flowing attacking TryHards. On other Kenyan hand Dave like Shithouse Simeone Tryhards π€·ββοΈ Me not know who turn up these days. It good to be back π€π€π€ππππ π€π€π€π€Έπ€Έπ€Έ #utth
It a Kenyan miracle. @TryhardsFc win league and Dave cured from illness on same day ππππππ. Dave no have day like this since me got first goat. Kenyan Dave buzzing. π€π€π€πππ€π€ππ
Excuse me @RachelRileyRR can you come work out @TryhardsFc leisure league final standings? No one give Dave idea and me not very good at math π€π€π€
Hi it me Kenyan Dave. Live from hospital bed. Nurse say she no stream @TryhardsFc game tonight π. So Dave say "you no fucking nurse of mine" and storm out. Me back bitches π€£ off to Kenyan Tim to put coat hanger in his TV.πππ
Me so proud of @TryhardsFc . They fight like Kenyan warrior tonight. Dave no complain at 1 goal and no clean sheet when we go war. πππππππ
@EbanksBrindley They no @TryhardsFc!!!
Score goal = no break
Win game = no break
Win league π€ = no break!!!
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They tell Dave no flight due to Storm Ciara. Dave speak to captain it only Kenyan ROY!!!! hE say no worry Dave we fly under radar! It match day!!!!π C'mon @TryhardsFc !!!
Fuck snorting jizzbomb!!!!!!!π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘ Me hate them. They foul. They push. Ref need go Dr Kenyan Albert opticians!!! Kenyan Dave an education away from writing to league!