Simon

Data analyst
Graduated in statistics/ comp science
S/w developer
Manchester united❤️
Reals

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Na kama we ni Tutam udelete number yangu.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Simu ni Yako lakini hawataki kukuona apo.!?

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

You will find both good times and bad times while your at it.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Technically
Stealing is more dignified than borrowing.😅

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

A moving man will one day meet his luck.The road favours a traveller.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

If you ever get the chance to give a fat person wrong directions, take it. They need the exercise

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@GKusimba @edwin_mbosso Shut your

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Ogopa the word "activation fee"
Ni Omo😅

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Stop brushing your teeth everyday.
Nobody is going to kiss you..
You're just wasting toothpaste.😅

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@oilmoney007 This is gay

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Dear Simon.
We appreciate you as you grow a year older. May your dreams come to reality. To more blessings as you bless others. You have achieved sumn this year, achieve more next.
@25.
Ai generated...

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@DrDennisOuma @WilliamsRuto In your dreams

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

If you can spend
Spend on the living
The dead don't even notice.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@Kenyans Shove it up your ass

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

Dear girlfriend..
If you find yourself a man with big bank ... Don't hesitate...
I'll understand.

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@UDAPartyKe We are ready to face the day

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

These two things define a man
Patience while you have nothing
And attitude when you have everything...

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@KenyanSays I hate this biii*

[Simon @Kenyan_Asset]

@Goddie_Ke Who cares