kenzie

Proud member of the Spice Girl Generation

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Working on two posters for an upcoming conference, and Tutu looks at my computer “What are you working on? *pauses momentarily* actually, I don’t need to know” and skips off

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*Tutu’s first day of KG3*
Me: What are you most excited for today?
Her: The readings.
Me: Not seeing your friends and teachers again?
Her: No, just the readings.

..nerd. 😂

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Me: Can you pick up your colors now that you’re done?
6 yo: Yes, thank you for allowing me to pick up.
😂😂

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@threedubz Only in NE would you even be able to find 6%

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@not_regs Nobody’s Perfect though?? In the middle of the game. Iconic.

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Tutu’s been singing “We don’t care about you no no no” and it took me 15 minutes to realize she meant “We don’t talk about Bruno” 😂

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The T terminal in Brussels remains the pinnacle of chaos. Literally it never makes sense and there are just lines everywhere of people for hours not moving. I hate it.

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@not_regs Too soon

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@not_regs Front patio or covered area?

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The man at the airport bar standing next to me is dancing and singing and sometimes clapping along with the classic rock that’s playing. I wish to be his level of care free (or drunk)

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It’s a Friday night and my five year old requested we watch the “Super super” movie…aka Super Trouper movie aka Mamma Mia. So tonight, I win in parenting.

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Every time Tutu’s nanny steps outside she goes “Ooh! it is hot today!” Even if she was outside like five minutes before. It’s so cute

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@youmustbeMADDIE The fish in question.

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Was reading a Pride book with Tutu before bed and she was describing an illustration.. “Girl can marry girl, boy can marry boy. And look! Fish can marry other fish!” Damn straight, kid!

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@02Benson Vibes, honestly

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Tutu’s song of the day “If you make a mess, you can clean it up yourself. You don’t wait for mommy to sweep it. You just clean it quickly” 😂

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@tim_worley @not_regs @IAGovernor Correct. Mutilation ruins someone’s quality of life. It’s not a choice they make so they can appear outside how they feel inside. A process that allows people to truly be themselves and increases their QOL.

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@tim_worley @not_regs @IAGovernor My chromosomes gave me shitty eyes. Should I not have surgery or where corrective lenses to correct it so I can have a fullfilled life where I can see and live to my fullest?

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Tutu is singing an ABBA mash up of Super Trouper and Money Money Money. But it sounds like “the super monkey monkey monkey” and I couldn’t be more proud of her musical taste.