Kenz

lost in Iowa... 💭

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

To the man who thought he was going home with me at the bar last night, I hope you enjoyed the visit to the humane society after realizing that was the address I gave you. It’s where unwanted dogs belong.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he pisses you off. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that dude.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

After moving for 4 days straight my body looks like my husband had a very strong word with after coming home to find that his dinner wasn’t warm enough. Used and abused and bruised.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

I truthfully don’t care how many kids we have, we are NOT getting a mini van. If we don’t have enough cars, someone is staying their ass home or walking.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

Married men get so mad when you don’t wanna commit adultery with them. Like bro, go to hell by yourself.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

It’s days like this where I have to teach trigonometry at 9:00am where I question my career choices 🙃

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

Convinced I work to afford the amount of caffeine required for me to work.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength..

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

There is nothing more humbling than chasing small 1inch African dwarf frogs around your condo at 5:30am BUTT ASS NAKED cause 2 escaped during their feeding.. Happy Thursday y'all. 🙃

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

New ick unlocked.

Men carrying/swinging a basket around target.

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

you disrespect yourself when you rekindle a relationship that humiliated you

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

“How are u?”
Me:

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Me as soon as i get home from work/school

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

Miss my Nintendo switch. Really regret getting petty and selling it to GameStop when my ex bought it for me trying to kiss my ass after cheating 😅

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you cant have anymore food (without it tasting like crap) and im just never ready for that kind of commitment, but some things must be done sadly.

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

@catherinekolpin I sure did

[Kenz @KenzLeinen]

To the man who thought he was going home with me at the bar last night, I hope you enjoyed the visit to the humane society after realizing that was the address I gave you. It’s where unwanted dogs belong.

[lane @NoKizzyLane]

she toxic right? but was she toxic before you lied to her about another female? was she toxic before you took advantage of the trust she had for you? then you expect her to be the same person she was in the beginning? now she's "crazy" for being this way