Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody)

Princess Mia by day, tu papí by night | Painfully Midwestern

[Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody) @KenzShaleefoo]

Illinois bordering friends, my house and heart are always open to you if you need assistance. I’m within half an hour of ✨resources✨

I am here for you.

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

[Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody) @KenzShaleefoo]

Not a better guy for it, congrats coach

[Viterbo V-Hawks @viterbovhawks]

Viterbo Hires Roberto Yepez as Head Men's Soccer Coach https://t.co/3dG1eCPiks

[mariana Z @mariana057]

QUICK QUESTION:

Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"

It's for a work email, so has to sound
professional.

[Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody) @KenzShaleefoo]

Afterpay has got to be the worst thing for when I’m feeling impulsive

[mariana Z @mariana057]

If you watch “Jaws” backwards, it is a heart-warming story about a shark giving out limbs to the disabled.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

I hope Cocaine Bear starts a franchise. Meth Ferret. LSD Squid. Weed Turkey. I will see every one.

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

It’s Shamrock Shake season, baby. https://t.co/bphVFGX1eO

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bert Kreischer and Mark Hamill star in the first trailer for ‘THE MACHINE’.

The film releases on May 26 in theaters.

[Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody) @KenzShaleefoo]

The stupid Reagan storyline. So unnecessary

[rani ★ @kvnthonys]

if you could erase any storyline from new girl which storyline would you get rid of?

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

eggs: $4.83 a carton
margs: $5 on #NationalMargaritaDay
you: winning

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The superintendent announced a snow day to the student section at the end of a game and the student broadcaster gave the call of the century

Chills.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

me on GTA waiting for my 5 stars to go away

[Kenzie Shaleefoo (Parody) @KenzShaleefoo]

Me when I told my coworker that I earned 2 gold stars for the day after calling and making a Drs appt and she said I only get 1 because did one task and I said NO I GET TWO: 1 FOR THE APPT AND 2 FOR CALLING

[all things friends @friendscatalog]

"ugh, it's so exhausting waiting for death"-phoebe buffay

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

MAC MCCLUNG

THATS A 50

https://t.co/BC6iEcGdcw

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

The third installment of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding” finally has a release date.