things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy
-sending a flirty text
-eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips
-hearing your friend say “can i be
mean for a second?”
-doing finger-guns
-whitney houston’s “i wanna dance
with somebody”
thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong
Gonna be kind to myself this year and see what happens. For a while I thought that being kind to myself would betray some stupid childhood mantra that I had to be constantly anxious and stressed and exhausted to be successful. Let’s see if that’s true or not. Love you all
do i get to be an asshole to the normal gym people who are treating everyone like scum? idc about the new people. rock on. live y’all’s lives. it’s the regulars today that are being the worst
surprised they’ve never made the stoner Christmas movie where the wrong cookies get left out for Santa and the friend group who were planning on getting baked have to deliver the presents in his stead