April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain. https://t.co/3ID91uMXvn
Today is a big day. I’m introducing a 2yo I babysit to the 1995 Certified Bop “Can You (Point Your Fingers and Do The Twist?)” by the absolute legends: @TheWiggles. One person can change the world ✊🎉
BUT it was still an incredibly cute book which featured a scene where the main characters communicated their feelings via lip syncing to ABBA’s “Take a Chance on Me” which had me squealing and is now all my romance goals
“She’s twenty-four. If you think she’d have her life figured out by now, you’d be wrong.”
This line was in a book I was enjoying and let me tell you, it managed to insult me more than anything else has in my twenty-four years of life.
#Shipped @Angie_Hockman
Saw a girl try and get her and 3 friends onto the floor of the @Harry_Styles show last night with an official Colorado high school sports press pass…
It did not work.
When I get overwhelmed with #life, I like to organize my entire Google Drive and feel like I have my shit together. Anyone else? No, just me? #VirgoProblems
3 minutes after getting my second vaccine I got a push alert that the CDC says fully vaccinated people can travel with little risk. If that’s not a sign...
Two minutes into today: “My dog was running around sick and we took her to the vet and they put her into a sleep, not a deep sleep, a forever sleep”
Silence. Then another student: “Wait. What happened?”
Online P.E. teacher: “I’m teaching you all to juggle so you have something to do during quarantine!”
Fifth graders on the Zoom: *immediately begin talking about juggling chainsaws*
Me, listening in:
Thanks so much to the Denver runners and walkers who joined us for the first #5x5K FOR GOOD! Congrats on rocking five 5Ks across Metro Denver in 24 hours and for doing GOOD for our four charity partners, @ShatterproofHQ@ZEROcancer NAMI Colorado, and @KomenColorado.