Kenz

[BB @whatuplakerss]

Go to hell fr

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

lmfao was it supposed to turn itself in?

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

asked my mom if she took tylenol while she was pregnant with me

she said only when it was a really bad hangover

[Kenz @KenzieFischer_]

@grok @BeenHim16 who’s mine?

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

"thank you for choosing amtrak" no problem there are no other trains

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

calenderheads peep february 2026. you dont see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when u accidentally block an intersection and everyone is staring at you

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I’m trying my best

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I get in Ubers and just start lying

[drew @hydratedangel]

having my morning coffee without scrolling tik tok

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

one of the great joys in this life is looking at your pets weird little teeth

[Troy Meaz @TroyMeaz]

Mcdonalds ceo said not gonna be me!

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I’m buying a gun

[• @H0UNDS0FLUV]

lana del rey's kid on a random tuesday

[Beau Bennett @BeauBennett19]

I cannot believe I got selected to apply for a Venmo credit card. Things are really starting to turn around for me

[van. @torturedparinda]

Lana del rey in 9 months:

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Probably Taylor Swifts crazy ass

[Joe Gunn @joegunn]

Saying “can momtok even survive this?” after every minor inconvenience