kenzie nix

proud misfit- , enby 🏳️‍🌈 they/them , friends with several reptiles- the 6th great lake- Slap Bet Commissioner

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@kel_lavelle

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@goodreads The Fold

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listen, i’ve got 4 unread messages from men on tiktok asking me to be their sugar baby, i’ve got options

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@Hellendrung sending this to my mom

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a girls girl is a beautiful thing. have you seen a man tell his friend he loves him??
boys boy

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whatever way you shake it, our government is, in a way, making its citizens so upset they’ll set themselves on fire

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me when taxes

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group projects in online classes feels like

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we gotta remember jojo siwa may be an adult legally, but still has some frontal lobe baking to do yet. lets protect her a bit.

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it’s amazing what showing someone their worth does for them

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i wanna hug jojo siwa

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@tacobell @frankiemuniz but i just wanna be friends

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student: that’s how much you make?? you put up with so much

me:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A friendly Pacific giant octopus wants to be petted

📹 Ogdensnapsyyj

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*gets way back into Paramore at 30y/o*

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if i have to download one more goddamn app to authenticate logging into another website im going off the grid. there will be no trace of me

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

logging off to touch grass and sip baja blast

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goodnight to @frankiemuniz and only frankie muniz

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bill nye is dad

[kenzie nix @KenzieJumps]

before you turn 30 you gotta
-buzz your head
-get drunk at an applebee’s during half apps
-learn to love yourself