McKenzie

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

People are much nicer in Arizona. But if it was 80 and sunny everyday in Michigan I’d probably be nicer too.

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

My dad and I like to teach each other new words. Today he taught me “egalitarianism” and I taught him “swag” 🤗 #WordOfTheDay

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

@madisoncurl Love you always ❤️

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Game days in Ann Arbor are so annoying when you’re just trying to get to Trader Joe’s 😣

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I love my coworkers 💕

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

My mom just discovered she can text gifs. Lord, help me 🙃

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I thought I missed NYC. And then I saw Alaine and Peter last night and now I crave NYC.

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Picking a nail color is super stressful

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Only in ultrasound is it acceptable to text your boss about your excitement of finding more condoms in the cupboard 😂 #ultrasoundproblems

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I saw a guy walking his dog in his robe this morning 😂 #iloveannarbor

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I thought I heard the ice cream truck but it was really just someone practicing the clarinet 😔 #suchdisappointment

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Ahh the days of sweating while doing your hair have returned

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

My mom just told me she wants to marry Melissa McCarthy and honestly that sounds fantastic #futurestepmom

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

This bitch walking her dog just saw me dancing in my kitchen at 7am on a Saturday 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

@JennyBurm @packers @JordyRNelson 😢💔 this is how I feel about the Redskins and Kirk

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I just asked Anita if she was being silly and she replied “don’t worry about it” 😂 #sassy

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

My valentines date was worth the wait ❤️ #greatthingstaketime

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

I just got way too annoyed when they pointed to an ultrasound of contracted gallbladder and called it a liver mass on The Resident 🙄 #sonographerproblems

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Starbucks, not so much... 🙃

[McKenzie @KenziePelham]

Today I learned that the optimal time to go to Trader Joe’s is in the middle of the week during a snow storm 👌🏼