These vitamins better start fuckin working soon because so far it feels like I’ve eaten an entire rockslides worth of them in the past two years and am sitting here stil feeling like shit
Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO