kenz 🦇

the comedic relief in every conversation 🤡

[kenz 🦇 @KenzieSWS]

Drunk @ the stone and Jyst realized my life if trash

[AC 🇯🇵 @AC2802M]

Thank God it’s not snowing imagine shovelling snow in this heat

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

chat did i explain this well

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

and if you see me celebrating the fourth of july it’s because I want a hot dog not because I support the government

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

These vitamins better start fuckin working soon because so far it feels like I’ve eaten an entire rockslides worth of them in the past two years and am sitting here stil feeling like shit

[moon bleached @pixiiemermaid]

yearn 4 This

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[mars ✁ @thegrtdivide]

thinking about it again

[Brynne @brynne13_]

Thinking about that time a man messaged me asking to hookup but keep it discreet so his wife didn’t find out and I said “you better pray she ain’t on Facebook because I’m finding her rn and sending this screenshot” and he said “ooooh off to save the world are ya?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[🏆 - kermit gulag @scullyenjoyer]

the way this is a core role in hockey