Kenzie

I don't follow the rules, I follow dogs on Instagram

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

Breaking my year of Twitter silence to announce - I am still incredibly predictable

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

@imfeelingsalty Yes I love it! A lot of gifts just sit around but at least those things will create an inside joke for years

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

I just followed every national park and bear related account that would pop up because I don't want anything in my Twitter feed that isn't realted to fat bear week. I'm tired of everything else, I can only look at the bears now.

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

@thekerrionfire THIS it was an experience I was not ready for and I refuse to watch myself on that camera now because I only have so many work outfit options

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

Peak healthcare is getting a phone call and cute email saying happy birthday from a medical specialist that I was referred to 6 months ago and still haven’t been contacted back by with appointment openings

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

Do you ever take a nap and then wake up and realize you’ve never made a worse decision and now you just have to go on existing until night time?

[shelby wolstein @ShelbyWolstein]

i dont simply go through airport security. i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i’ll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

@thekerrionfire It might as well be listed in the benefits package

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

The best part about having a job with business cards is that I can finally enter those drawings to get free things at coffee shops and restaurants. I broke twitter silence for this, it was important

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

@imfeelingsalty That feels illegal

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

A few days late but I knew it needed to happen “2022, the year of rewriting the narrative” - Derek

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

"2021, the year of self love and settling in" - Derek keeping the tradition alive

[FINNEAS @finneas]

The CDC is now recommending that lights will guide you home and ignite your bones and i will try to fix you

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Holy shit.

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

Always astounded at the lack of self awareness from the Gods Not Dead franchise when they are able to continue to create objectively bad movies being released nationwide complaining about the ‘persecution’ they experience and how they’re being silenced

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

Anybody else feel like they have a strangely intimate relationship with the person at self checkout at your grocery store that has to help every time the machine breaks?

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

I switched to the new iPhone after always being on Android, and a phone is a phone, it still does things that would make people's heads explode 100 years ago, but it feels like a HUGE downgrade feature wise from the Google Pixel

[Kenzie @KenzieSkyler14]

@sadgirlsimmons I think about this a lot