*with my step mom at lunch*
Her: I’ll be so excited when you have kids!!! I’ll be over the moon!
Me: you’ll be in a nursing home before I ever have kids
😂😂💀💀
*playing life with the roomies*
Sarah’s card: tell someone a joke if they laugh the bank pays you 100k. (She picks me)
Sarah: you having a boyfriend
Me: that’s messed up!
Her: well you won’t let anyone love you!!!
🙄🙄🙄🙄 @SarahhMarieeG
* at Dutch bros this morning*
Dutch employee: what’re you doing today?
Me: I’m going shooting
Dutch employe: Oh cool. Yeah girls that shoot guns are kinda scary. Yeah actually they scare me
💀💀🤷🏼♀️