the human has been working from home the last couple days. and every so often. they let me participate in the video calls. all the other humans cheer when they see me. i am the only thing holding their company together
i would like more frens. so i have made a list of my best qualities. for your consideration
6. am fluffy
1. can jump (and sit)
C. sometimes i sneeze
i look forward. to hearing from you
As I’m the social media manager of Caribou Coffee’s social media channels, I’m naturally also the hand model. Today a troll made fun of my hands. How do I move on from this. 😐
Today we had a free ice team truck come to work to celebrate our employees. If that wasn’t enough, I overheard the CEO ask if he could cancel or delay his next meeting so everyone could go enjoy. I think I found the perfect job.
every night we have cheese time. this is when i am presented. a single slice of cheese for consumption. i know exactly when cheese time is. and delaying it for any reason. is against the law