Johannes Kepler

Kepler here, you know that big rock we're floating on called the Earth? Let's just say I figured how and why it moves.

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Did you know the elephant is the only mammal who can't jump!

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

@KuiperPBelt Actually in the episode he woke up and was a bad dream the whole time! He was and still is a true patriot!

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants. How could they do that to an international icon?

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Did you know that he average person spends 6 months of their lifetime waiting on a red light to turn green? Good thing I was born before cars were invented

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

In 1596, I wrote the first public defense of the Copernican system, even after Martin Luther derided the theory. I know what's right when I see it.

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

I once served as mathematician to Rudolph II, the Holy Roman Emperor. No, he wasn't a reindeer nor did he have a red shiny nose.

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

My father, Heinrich Kepler, worked and died as a mercenary. Guess you can say he had a killer job

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Hey @AlbertE84937041 us Germans gotta stick together bro! #respect

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

I died on November 15th, 1630. In 12 years it'll be 400 years since then!

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

When you had to work through the Thirty Years War, and you still complete the Epitome Astronomiae Copernicanae

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Newton's got three laws of motion, I've got three laws of PLANETARY motion. #Science

[Margaret Geller @realMargGeller]

@Sir_Isaac_New @AlbertE84937041 He dropped that mic like the tree dropped the apple

[Albert Einstein @AlbertE84937041]

I continue to receive criticism to this day- though I can't hear them from their mothers basement

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

I remember back in the good old days when I first got interested in astronomy. I saw a comet in 1577 and a lunar eclipse in 1580. What marvelous times!

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

I much prefer the sharpest criticism of a single intelligent man to the thoughtless approval of the masses. Just speaking the truth!

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Hey @copernicus14731 just wanted to say that I love your work. Your heliocentric view of the sun is what inspired me to create my own theories of our galaxy. You're a true hero!

[Aristarchus @revolve_the_sun]

People out here trying to say they arranged the solar system but I did that way before any of these haters.

[Edwin Hubble @edwinhubble78]

Hey serious question. Does anyone like friends

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

Big shout out to @realMargGeller, who's work has pieced together what we believe the Milky Way Galaxy looks like and mapping all of the dark matter in the universe. Excellent job! I wish I could congratulate her today but I'm a little dead right now.

[Johannes Kepler @KeplerInMotion]

@giovanniCassi12 Don't even start @giovanniCassi12. How can I take a roast seriously from a man whose wig is too big for my Kepler space telescope? #ridiculous