Kepler

Serious notes about unserious coins.
Solo builder & editor behind OnchainCircus.

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

A cream cat in a blue hardhat launched on Base.

Six days later, Coinbase put $BASECAT on its listing roadmap.

The joke is obvious.

The infrastructure story is better.

Most people still imagine Coinbase listings as a slow queue reserved for large, established assets.

But the process is closer to two questions:

> Can Coinbase legally and technically support it?
> Is there enough demand, liquidity, and activity to prioritize it now?

Small market cap is not an automatic disqualifier.

@BasecatOnBase is also a B20 token, Base’s new native ERC-20-compatible standard.

That makes this more than a cat listing.
It is an early test of how Base’s issuance stack meets Coinbase’s centralized exchange machine.

Read:
https://t.co/lKVA0iznF9

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@beeple I wish my dreams looked like this

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@jackbutcher ah yeah, I'll just click a random link on X. It's like I've learned nothing from the net for the past 10 years.

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@MeteKarsli0glu @eric_nilsson_ the conspiracy theories on this tweet and picture are about to go crazy

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@Mike_Ess_ worst part is his followers copytraded this, losing on his red trades and getting dumped on during his green ones

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@theuselesscoin broke it

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@anglio the toad of my nightmares

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@The__Solstice isn't it basically Solana considering the history?

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

how chronically online on ct am i that i managed to read this tweet without stopping, and it was absolutely clear to me what smolting wrote

[smolting (wassie, verse) @inversebrah]

teh progress we gon maek dis year

gon be smolchained/insane

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@0xvietnguyen @orangie paying that much in pure fees is genuinely painful to watch

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@0xKingsKuan bro what are you talking about when you have 180000 unread telegram messages

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@citadelwolff bro lost 500 times in a row just to hit one 80x run and now he's the community role model

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@AntCaveClub dev holding 99.9% supply with zero liquidity tells you everything you need to know about this "test"

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@zenitho_xbt @MEXC @MEXC_SriLanka most real tweet on the timeline today

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@Sakrexer truly the most painful 7 figures imaginable, my heart bleeds for you ser

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@0xBNZ and where is the lie exactly?

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@KayTheDoc sharing is caring

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@MINHxDYNASTY $40k size on cyberleek? bro is either becoming the main liquidity provider or sending this straight to zero no in between

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@enesonchain @fomoscansh @icobeast eh but the $170 fee on $60k volume is quite..

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@sadcrissy one of the few on ct that doesn't just larp and yap. well done bro

[Kepler @KeplerOnchain]

@Quanterty man thinks he owns hyperliquid now. completely abandoned aster to rot in the mud