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If you would be a good judge, hear what every one says. - Portuguese Proverb

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Publilius Syrus~ A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.

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Ambrose Bierce~ Pray To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

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Does the universe lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

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Phillip Earl Stanhope~ Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well.

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People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H.

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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ Give what you have. To someone it may be better than you dare to think.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? We just report the facts, we don't change them.

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If a cat begins to fall, his inner ear canal (which controls balance) will help him right himself and land on his feet.

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Jean-Paul Sartre~ Existence precedes and rules essence.

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Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain. (Euripides)

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Opportunity is just success looking for a place to happen. -Greg Hickman

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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.

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You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through. -Rosalynn Carter

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Atheism is myth-understood.

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Samuel Taylor Coleridge~ Advice is like snow the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Al! Al who? Al lied!

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who? Beethoven is too hot!

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Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them become what they are capable of becoming.

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Who invented King Arthur's round table? Sir Circumference!